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mushy mustard - 4 kids lyrics

[verse 1: mustard]
this song is “4 kids”
that is what the song is called
the song was not made for kids
kids listening would be appalled
we rap about things kids shouldn’t hear
like how i’ll stab you in the rear
watching tv drinking beer
it should not enter children’s ears

[verse 2: batter]
coming right back at ya with an angry rant
kirby right back at ya? i f+cking can’t
these americans always scr+w+ng up the worst animes
assigning weird va’s for the dedede’s
i guess i can’t blame them for everything bad
but the state of the dubs they make really is sad
i mean that escargoon, what a f+g!
(i can say that because i’m a tranny lad)
oh you think i’m grown, just because of the voice?
no need to compliment me, this voice ain’t a choice
i know i sound grown up but let me assure you
a child is reviewing this anime for you
i’m one of four kids rapping on this album
at least that’s what we say so that we can sell them
so which of us are adults and which are children?
i ain’t tellin’, you’ll just have to fill in
[chorus]
four kids gonna die tonight
gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight
four kids gonna die tonight
gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight

[verse 3: stir]
don’t go in the forest after nightfall
you’ll see yourself standing by a demon from h+ll
that’s what they warned us all at summer camp
but some other kids said that’s full of cr+p
at first i didn’t want to go i wasn’t an explorer
but when i thought about myself i kind of wanted more
to get myself out there and see what i’m missing
so later me and the others snuck out during fishing
we all together made a plan to leave the place
to go deep in the woods and see what creatures we would face
after the rest of the campers went to sleep then
the five of us would open up our tents for sneaking
the day goes by at camp there are many activities
when it’s time for bed i’m really sleepy
soon enough i fell asleep and missed out on the trip
during morning roll call our group is missing four kids

[verse 4: mustard]
four kids went into the forest
and they died without a chorus
should have listened to their parents
adam, suzie, martha, clarence
are all dead now and it’s tragic
try to revive them with magic
but it doesn’t work a bit
four kids died tonight that’s it
[chorus]
four kids gonna die tonight
gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight
four kids gonna die tonight
gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight
four kids gonna die tonight
gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight
four kids gonna die tonight
gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight

[verse 5: b natural, mustard]
(go) so i’m watching pokémon and it’s going great
team rocket jessie is flopping around on the screen at one minute eight
she’s wearing a bikini and i’m like oh yes please
but something is up with her chest let me see
oh it’s 4kids!
let me explain
in the original+
you like did a facepalm

of the context which is that team rocket jessie is hung
and i should have a line there or i wouldn’t have sung
this song about how 4kids is dumb and bad
i like team rocket jessie she doesn’t have to be flat
(okay)
[chorus]
four kids gonna die tonight
gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight
four kids gonna die tonight
gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight
four kids gonna die tonight
four kids gonna die tonight
four kids gonna die tonight
gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight

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