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mushy mustard - good deal lyrics

[intro]
probably a good deal, um
probably a good deal, um
probably a good deal, um
probably a good deal, um

[verse 1: mustard]
your mom is a good deal fatter than most
it’s a good deal to exchange bread for toast
and five bucks is a good deal for a toaster
i don’t wanna boast, but when i was playing poker
i got a royal flush, that’s a good deal
found a hok cd for a buck, a steal
if you find a good deal, don’t be afraid to shake hands
anyone who disagrees is a fake fan

[chorus: mustard]
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (that’s a good deal)
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (that’s a good deal)
[verse 2: stir, mustard]
do you know where i can get a really good deal?
at the taco place, yeah, it’s near the high school
their lunch special is just around eight bucks
you get enchiladas and tacos, all kinds of stuff
on tuesdays they’ve got tacos for a dollar twenty each
but they’re thirty cents more if you want them with cheese
so i don’t even bother with that
but that’s okay, i’m lactose intolerant
when it’s midday and i’m on lunch break
every time+ i go to the restaurant, i can’t wait
every time it’s the lunch special
because i’m looking for a good deal
sometimes i also buy me a soda
but the cap doesn’t twist, you need a bottle opener
luckily they got one behind the counter
and they’re really nice about letting me borrow
it

[chorus: mustard, stir]
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (looking for a good deal)
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (looking for a good deal)
[verse 3: b natural]
i named my dog “deal”
so that whenever he eats his meal
or sits when i tell him or something else nice
i say the thing you say to dogs who ignored vice
i say “good deal,” “aren’t you a good deal?”
usually this is no big ordeal
but one day i said this to my dog
when a neighbor must have overheard my talk
he said “good deal? where?”
me and my dog started to stare
then i realized what had happened and spotted an opportunity
i said yes a good deal on the leaves from this tree
i grabbed some leaves from my lawn and said you can have these for only five hundred thousand dollars
it’s a good deal, you better holler
the+ the neighbor said, “wow that is a good deal!”
i said great and he started to+ to squeal
he gave me the money and i gave him the leaves
before long the house was overrun with cheaps
looking for a good deal and i gave it to them
now i’m rich

[chorus: mustard, b natural]
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (wow that is a good deal)
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (wow that is a good deal)
[verse 4: batter]
shadow the hedgehog body pillow?
now that’s a deal that’ll take some skrilla
way cheaper than those lame sweatpants tho
when something isn’t for sale, you can’t get a good deal you know
i like shopping a lot, i really do
really self+reflexive on the rapping too
i’m always at the surplus of kung fu
looking for shurikens and katanas for two
it’s a good deal if you can get something for less than free
i like getting money for spending some tree
does tree mean money? idk i think it’s weed
either way, weed for cheap, that’s what i need
i dropped twenty dollars on a skylander
it was kind of embarrassing, for what i paid for
a hunk of plastic, and the head came off twice
that’s what i get, simping for video game mice

[chorus: mustard, batter, stir]
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (good deal)
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (good deal)
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (such a good deal)
probably a good deal, you’ll save your cash here
probably a good deal, so tell the cashier
probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere
probably a good deal (such a good deal)

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