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my toilet is clogged - cloggers lyrics

i sh+t so much, i clogged the toilet drain
i had diarrhea, my stomach was in pain
i sh+t so much, i was going insane
my ass felt like it was bursting into flames
i used way too much toilet paper
that sh+t flew out my ass like a laser
i sh+t so much it cut my ass like a razor
that sh+t so hot the water turned to vapor
my bathroom started to flood
my plunger was a dud
my ass was covered in blood
and i was swimming in the crud
there was so much water, i almost drowned
there was so much sh+t, it wouldn’t go down
there was so much sh+t, all i could see was brown
i was covered in sh+t, i looked like a clown
the toilet wasn’t flushing
i had to stop the water from gushing
it was a real bummer
thought i had to call a plumber
but thеn i got an idea
to clean up the diarrhеa
i could eat the p++p and drink the water
to stop the sewage from getting taller
i put my head in the toilet and took a bite
i drank all the water and ate all the sh+te
the clog was so tight, it took all night
but i was able to lower the water’s height
there was water on me, i was soaking wet
there was sh+t on the floor, it was a mess
but i was still happy the sh+t went down
i was so relieved that i didn’t drown
and even though my stomach is still sick
i’m still happy that i can finally take a sh+t

- my toilet is clogged lyrics

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