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my toilet is clogged - crohn-ic constipation lyrics

[verse 1]
i woke up yesterday, and i was constipated
i tried to take a sh+t, but i was constipated
i woke up today, and i’m still constipated
i’ve been here for days, but i’m still constipated
this sh+t is getting old, i’ve pushed and pulled
but i can’t get the sh+t out of my b+tthole
i’ve been told that it’ll go away
and i’ve been sold drugs but i’m still not okay
’cause i’m still bloated, like a balloon
my bowels tangled up, like a cocoon
if it don’t stop soon, by this afternoon
or at least by junе, then i’m gonna swoon
i might buy a gun, i might buy a rope
i might buy some pills, i’vе lost all hope
i might tie a noose, ’cause i tried everythin’
but it’s no f+cking use, ’cause i’ve still been

[chorus]
constipated every day, constipated every night
there is no f+cking way i am gonna win this fight
’cause of how much this sh+t weighs, my ass getting super tight
imma need dr. g+y, this sh+t is not alright
[verse 2]
such a long time, sitting in this stall
i’m counting the days on the bathroom wall
it’s been nine months, but i still haven’t delivered
this fat brown baby, it’s only gotten bigger
i wanna pull the trigger, i’ve lost all of my vigor
in this p++ping prison, in this weird position
tryna get my p++p to come out but it isn’t
this sh+t is causing my b+tt’s demolition
like a wrecking ball knocking down a buildin’
like an earthquake causing a fission
beating my ass into submission
bleeding in my ass i need a physician
i wanna get up, but i can’t
i’m sore and bloated, i look so fat
i’m gonna need a bowel implant
’cause i can’t live life when i am

[chorus]
constipated every day, constipated every night
there is no f+cking way i am gonna win this fight
’cause of how much this sh+t weighs, my ass getting super tight
imma need dr. g+y, this sh+t is not alright
constipated every day, constipated every night
there is no f+cking way i am gonna win this fight
’cause of how much this sh+t weighs, my ass getting super tight
imma need dr. g+y, this sh+t is not alright

- my toilet is clogged lyrics

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