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my toilet is clogged - fat lyrics

[intro]
(oh sh+t, here comes crystal!)

[verse 1]
i never go to the gym and i never work out
eating cake and donuts is all i think about
every single day is thanksgiving for me
my belly is so big it covers my peepee
i’m so fat that i fell and broke my back
blood pressure so high i almost had a heart attack
so i went to the doctor, sat on the chair, and broke it
but that wasn’t my fault, the chair was fatphobic

[chorus]
i’m so fat, i eat burgers every day
yeah, i’m so fat and i’m so g+y
and whenever i move, it makes the ground shake
you can hear and smell me from a mile away
i’m so fat, i eat burgers every day
yeah, i’m so fat and i’m so g+y
and whenever i move, it makes the ground shake
you can hear and smell me from a mile away
[verse 2]
i’m so fat i’ll never run on a treadmill
i’m so big and round, you could roll me down a hill
i never go outside and i never leave my house
’cause i’m too busy shoveling food into my mouth
i eat a hundred thousand chicken nuggets every hour
and if i farted, it would knock down a tower
i cause an earthquake every time i go potty
but you can’t judge me ’cause it’s not your body

- my toilet is clogged lyrics

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