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my toilet is clogged - pain in the ass lyrics

[intro]
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass

[verse 1]
i sigh as i push my sh+t ’cause it’s too dry
i cry ’cause my assh0l+ feels like it’s been tied
i die as my assh0l+ gets ripped up and pried
i wonder why my sh+t can’t just smoothly slide
i strain so hard, you can see my bulging veins
i drain all my energy but it’s in vain
i remain in a state of sadness and pain
almost slain by the injuries i sustained
i bleed yeah my assh0l+ is hurting indeed
i plead for my bl++dy assh0l+ to be freed
i squeeze my assh0l+ but i never succeed
i need something to increase my p++ping speed
i whine as the sh+t begins to break my spine
it’s malign, it’s likе my ass is being mined
i’m not fine, thе blood’s pouring out like red wine
the sh+t binds my assh0l+ and keeps me confined

[chorus]
it’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh+t and not carry it
i’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh+t session is never consummated
i’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh+tting are pathetic
i just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh+t f+cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting
[verse 2]
i wail ’cause my sh+t is bigger than a whale
i fail to sh+t ’cause it’s slower than a snail
i turn pale ’cause my sh+t is harder than hail
it nails my ass and makes it bumpy like braille
i bawl as my sh+t keeps coming out in b+lls
it’s not small and it’s continuing to stall
my sh+t halts ’cause it is harder than basalt
i call for help but get no answer at all
i yell as the veins in my ass start to swell
i’m not well, blood’s the only thing i expel
this bathroom is h+ll, i’m trapped in a jail cell
i can not impel my sh+t to be propelled
i start to scream ’cause the pain is so extreme
i dream of my sh+t coming out in a stream
it seems that my bootyhole is being reamed
i deemed that i should call a medical team

[chorus]
it’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh+t and not carry it
i’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh+t session is never consummated
i’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh+tting are pathetic
i just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh+t f+cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting
it’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh+t and not carry it
i’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh+t session is never consummated
i’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh+tting are pathetic
i just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh+t f+cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting
[bridge]
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass

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