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my toilet is clogged - poop c-section lyrics

[chorus]
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section

[verse 1]
i feel like i am pregnant
constipation is malignant
my stomach is hurting
it feels like i am birthing
my bowels are contracting
my p++p needs extracting
so i need a c+section
’cause my sh+t got an erection
now i’m barely ambulant
i gotta call an ambulance
i collapsed from the pressure
then they put me on a stretcher
and they rushed me to the clinic
i was a paralytic
in the emergency room
my stomach felt like a womb

[chorus]
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+sеction
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+sеction
[verse 2]
gotta go under the knife
dr. g+y is my midwife
he gave me fentanyl
and numbed me with chemicals
then he made an incision
cut around like circumcision
deep into my abdomen
took the p++p out of my colon
then he stitched me up
i can finally take a dump
dr. g+y saved my life
’cause i surely would have died
he removed the t+rd
that kept my b+tt sealed
i gave birth to p++p
like a rectocele

[chorus]
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
p++p c+section, it’s a p++p c+section
[outro]
he removed the t+rd
that kept my b+tt sealed
i gave birth to p++p
like a rectocele
he removed the t+rd
that kept my b+tt sealed
i gave birth to p++p
like a rectocele

- my toilet is clogged lyrics

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