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my toilet is clogged - poop-d lyrics

yo yo yo yo
b+tch, i took some cathartics
now my intestines are sick
my ass is firing out endless streams of sh+t
yo yo yo yo
b+tch, i took some cathartics
now my intestines are sick
my ass is firing out endless streams of sh+t

my ass is in constant motion
i’m sh+tting out a f+cking ocean
of sh+t and p+ss and emotion
it’s like an explosion
comin’ outta my ass
i’m sh+tting so fast
it’s like a gun blast
i hope this don’t last
i feel like imma die
i’m gonna f+cking cry
my sh+t just f+cking flies
there’s sh+t on my thighs
there’s sh+t on my b+lls
there’s sh+t on the walls
there’s sh+t on my legs
now i can’t have seggs
i needa eat some eggs
why the f+ck did i take those laxatives?
i’m such a f+cking tard
i shoulda just let my sh+t stay hard
but instead i’m blowing up my toilet
all this sh+t is gonna destroy it
and i really don’t enjoy it
and i really can’t avoid it
why the f+ck did i take those laxatives?
i’m such a f+cking tard
i shoulda just let my sh+t stay hard
but instead i’m blowing up my toilet
all this sh+t is gonna destroy it
and i really don’t enjoy it
and i really can’t avoid it

where the f+ck is constipation when you need it?
i’m stuck on the toilet and all i do is sh+t
i’m sh+tting so much my ass is gonna split
i f+cking quit, i don’t wanna f+cking exist
i wanna f+cking k!ll myself
this sh+t is making my life h+ll
’cause i can’t stop the poo
i’m forever stuck going number 2
i’m sh+tting so much i’m turning blue
my ass needs some super glue
i’m forever stuck in the loo
and there’s nothing i can do
why the f+ck did i take those laxatives?
i’m such a f+cking tard
i shoulda just let my sh+t stay hard
but instead i’m blowing up my toilet
all this sh+t is gonna destroy it
and i really don’t enjoy it
and i really can’t avoid it
why the f+ck did i take those laxatives?
i’m such a f+cking tard
i shoulda just let my sh+t stay hard
but instead i’m blowing up my toilet
all this sh+t is gonna destroy it
and i really don’t enjoy it
and i really can’t avoid it

- my toilet is clogged lyrics

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