my toilet is clogged - poopmaster lyrics
[intro]
yo, ay
yo, ay
[verse 1]
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++pmaster
i take laxatives so i can p++p faster
i pray to p++p, i’m the p++p pastor
i fire out p++p, i’m a p++p blaster
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m a p++ping pro
i take loperamide so i can p++p slow
my p++p is like my rhymes ’cause it got flow
my p++p is so shiny in the dark it glows
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m a p++p adept
i used to spend hours on the toilet and i wept
but now i’m immune to constirrhea’s effects
i p++p when i want, don’t let nothin’ intercept
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++ping champ
i don’t care if constipation gives me cramps
i don’t care if diarrhea makes my bootyhole damp
’cause whenever i p++p, i always get amped
[chorus]
i’m the p++pmaster, i p++p everywhere
i p++p on the ground, i p++p in the air
i p++p in my mouth, i p++p in my hair
i will p++p until my bootyhole tears
i’m the p++pmaster, and i don’t care
i p++p on the table, i p++p on the chairs
i p++p in public and let everyone stare
i always got p++p flowin’ out my derrière
[verse 2]
i’m the p++pmaster, i’m a p++p g+nius
i’m so good that i can p++p from my p+n+s
it can be small or it can be the size of venus
my p++p is like my bars ’cause it’s seamless
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m a p++p wizard
i p++ped out a storm, it’s a p++p blizzard
and when it hits, the toilet gets fissured
i can cut the toilet in half, don’t need scissors
[chorus]
i’m the p++pmaster, i p++p everywhere
i p++p on the ground, i p++p in the air
i p++p in my mouth, i p++p in my hair
i will p++p until my bootyhole tears
i’m the p++pmaster, and i don’t care
i p++p on the table, i p++p on the chairs
i p++p in public and let everyone stare
i always got p++p flowin’ out my derrière
[interlude]
yo, ay
yo, ay
[bridge]
yeah, i’ll take a sh+t, but i won’t give a sh+t
constirrhea’s fine ’cause i’ve learned to live with it
yeah, i’ll take a sh+t, but i won’t give a sh+t
i won’t stop p++ping, even when my ass splits
yeah, i’ll take a sh+t, but i won’t give a sh+t
constirrhea’s fine ’cause i’ve learned to live with it
yeah, i’ll take a sh+t, but i won’t give a sh+t
i won’t stop p++ping, even when my ass splits
yeah, i’ll take a sh+t, but i won’t give a sh+t
constirrhea’s fine ’cause i’ve learned to live with it
yeah, i’ll take a sh+t, but i won’t give a sh+t
i won’t stop p++ping, even when my ass splits
yeah, i’ll take a sh+t, but i won’t give a sh+t
constirrhea’s fine ’cause i’ve learned to live with it
yeah, i’ll take a sh+t, but i won’t give a sh+t
i won’t stop p++ping, even when my ass splits
[chorus]
i’m the p++pmaster, i p++p everywhere
i p++p on the ground, i p++p in the air
i p++p in my mouth, i p++p in my hair
i will p++p until my bootyhole tears
i’m the p++pmaster, and i don’t care
i p++p on the table, i p++p on the chairs
i p++p in public and let everyone stare
i always got p++p flowin’ out my derrière
[interlude]
yo, ay
yo, ay
[outro]
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++pmaster
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++pmaster
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++pmaster
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++pmaster
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++pmaster
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++pmaster
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++pmaster
i’m the p++pmaster, yeah, i’m the p++pmaster
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