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my toilet is clogged - rectal dysfunction lyrics

[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh+t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p++p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

[verse 1]
b+tt is bumpy, red and lumpy
veins are thumping, blood is pumping
stomach bloated, bowels loaded
r+ct+m roasted, b+tt eroded
+n+s fissured, cut like scissors
r+ct+m withered, sh+t’s a k!ller
inflammation situation
my frustration, b+tt mutilation
b+tt is burning, stomach churning
bowels turning, it’s concerning
b+tt is bl++dy, blood is runny
in my tummy, it ain’t funny
got colitis, yeah it’s like this
gotta fight this as i write this
p++p obstruction, b+tt destruction
p++p disruption, rectal dysfunction
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hеmorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
thе sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh+t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p++p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

[verse 2]
b+tt is bleeding, blood is leaking
skin is peeling, never healing
stomach rumbling, acid bubbling
r+ct+m crumbling, i am suffering
+n+s cracking, bones are snapping
r+ct+m jamming, ass detaching
constipation, consternation
imma need some medication
b+tt is broken, cut wide open
bowels frozen, cut+up colon
b+tt is breaking, +n+s gaping
stomach aching, sh+t is scr+ping
‘gainst my assh0l+, makes my ass swole
tears my muscles, and my bowels
sh+t’s a sickle, hard like nickel
ass is crippled, crohn’s chronicles
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh+t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p++p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh+t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p++p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

[bridge]
my sh+t is so f+cking hard
it’s slow like a f+cking tard
my ass is so f+cking scarred
i can’t even f+cking fart
been waiting to hear a plop
but it never f+cking drops
i’m just hoping and praying that this sh+t will f+cking stop
i give it a f+cking nudge
but it won’t f+cking budge
tryna push out brown sludge
all i get’s a red smudge
my r+ct+m, it f+cking bends
the sh+t attacks, i can’t defend
i’m just hoping and praying that this sh+t will f+cking end, right now
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh+t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p++p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh+t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p++p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

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