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"mystery man" - the thania disstrack lyrics

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[intro]
hey… mystery here, i’ve noticed that the thanians once again wanna get all weird sooo… once again, for the n’th time

i’m gunna d-ck them down so hard that.. its just gunna be brutal, lets just put it like that. … so uuuh, if you enjoy that, just sit back. and relax!

cause these guys.. even though they might be pretty cool they are about to get pretty f-cked on. (or dunked on, whatever ya wanna go with.)

…. so uuuuh, yeah! i hope you all enjoy this.. uuh, death.. that you are about to witness i’ll start any second now i guess. peace

[lyrics]
thanians are nothing but abuncha: h-rny, snoring, boring, darwinians

want to talk about erotic elves?
these guys are worse than snelves dropped into a hentai h-ll

all that these fellahs wanna do, is run around gathering magic like collectors cards duuude
like abuncha children in the playground, yet occasionally they actually take the kids… down
child genocide is completely fine as long as you side with a burnt face osheim

remember kids! “the void is cool!” might as well become an.. undead ghoul

these wizards are so d-mn weak, no wonder they have a non-existant physique

but don’t worry guys that’s just the life of the twinks!
now step away and actually try to think

[chorus]
i want you all to knoooow you’d all be boring without darrggooo so just so you all knooww you’re all just m-ssive maaannnhooeess

lets start with the ladies, the estrogen crazies the girls that’re most likely dudes… just maybe
poor little eris
i’m really embarr-ssed
that you would ever wanna be apart of these hysterics

but when ya have the frost witch whose probably just a cold b-tch and possibly more annoying to men than even a jock itch

then yah got ravena avern and you think maybe that she’d learn
that when caesar can’t seem to please her, that possibly she should ditch that amateur monsieur

then yah got the busty blind girl too dumb to even notice where the h-ll she even is at this moment
probably hanging with you f-cks cause she’s just lonely

speaking of b-tches.. let’s talk about hearth so d-mn feminine he could probably give birth
talks to woman that wanna come his way yet all they wanna say is… “ew no go awaaay”

then we got garoll over here lookin’ like a black version of quavinir fighting the homunculi for who might just be the
biggest
atlas
mega-queer

then we got lil’ siggy
the fat lil’ human boy piggy
he’s so oily that he is sticky
so skinny that he is mistaken as a twiggy

then we got: tanarith, moses and azkel
rather lame in their group of rascals
i would give them a harsh roast
but they have nothing to boast..
(they’re are irrelevant to most)

by now i am going to -ssume morgan is p-ssed
i imagine he doesn’t like thania getting dissed
yet he isn’t my protagonist

karren mystra has more lore..
if you get my gist!…
oh wait… yeah th-that’s right uuumm uuhh oh.. sh-t

hey look guys telos is here!
skin so pale, like a ghost just appeared
cane and all staring me right in the eye
yet in reality he just seems like a mime

then we got blossom with his hair design
didn’t think hot pink could get me to whine
yeah let’s not have that weeb sh-t bore us
let’s skip this chicken and move on to the chorus

[chorus]
i want you all to knoooow you’d all be boring without darrggooo so just so you all knooww your gang’s about as appetizing as myyyy biiigg toeeeee

[lyrics]
hey look its the brat in the wizard hat!
the annoying little main character p-ssy cat!
rather big ego when he looks like a mole-rat
how does someone even f-cking pull that off?!
put some wings on you and you’re a fruit bat
afterall you aren’t some kinda wildcat
now here, take this b-tch smack
as i make your confidence go splat

yet, all of this makes me feel bad for nilth
yet too bad, cause he’s some haelun’or filth
now get out of here you f-cking sheltered banana
you’re a man if the wild and i’m the savannah

then we got f-cking osheim
here to get destroyed by dope rhymes
the edge you emit.. might as well be a f-cking war crime
yet for some reason you persist
kind of hard when half your face looks like a cyst
no wonder yer virgin -ss ain’t ever been kissed
afterall you’re such a p-ssy i’ll call ya a pacifist

then finally we got caesar against the emcee..
how many times do i need to k!ll you before you gunna stop bothering me
now go back to showing off your tiny pencil peewee
f-ck the town sl-t carsandra more than come back to me

[outro]
alright thanian, i’m done
outie
feel free to come after me after you’re finally done being pouty

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