macc lads – ben nevis lyrics
he squidges in the van,
all twenty four stones,
he gets three kebabs and he eats them on his own,
quick trouser cough nevis touches cloth,
f-ck f-ck hide behind a truck, all the windows are steaming up.
gas gas quick lads,
the air in here is turning brown,
gas gas quick lads,
get the f-cking windows down,
gas gas quick lads,
nevis has gone and done a troof,
gas gas quick lads,
i think the big fat tw-t has fallen through.
ben nevis filled the van with odour of t-rd,
would have hung for less gas at nurenburg,
four chicken curries, eight tandories,
boiled eggs, three kebabs f-ck sake let him take command.
gas gas quick lads,
everyone’s choked to death,
gas gas quick lads,
has us out with botty breath,
gas gas quick lads,
dig a trench, avoid the stench,
gas gas quick lads,
nevis is filthy, fat and flatulent.
yooooo.
at a transport cafe he gets baked beans,
wretched rasp blows a hole in his jeans,
everybody choking, n-body smoking,
looks round, blames the dog,
covered in a smelly fog.
gas gas quick lads,
what the f-ck has he been eating,
gas gas quick lads,
he must have had some rotton meat in,
gas gas quick lads,
i’ve got tears in me eyes,
gas gas quick lads,
i think a rat crawled up his -rs- hole,
i think a rat crawled up his -rs- hole,
i think a rat crawled up his -rs- and died.
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