melissa ferrick – i’m a lesbian lyrics
please momma cant you see, i’ve always tried to please
i wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees
you said that it’s a phase, just something i’d out grow
but i got a girlfriend and she’s got a lawn that i’d sure like to mow
go on and wish that brad pitt would come along
but i’d prefer madonna in a lacy thong
’cause i’m a lesbian, i don’t like nothing swinging ‘tween their legs
yeah i’m a lesbian, i don’t know why god gave me eggs
when i have s-x it’s fun and clean, and no man can come in between
no i don’t need no magic wand
i’m a lesbian
they talk behind my back and criticize my life
but i get no complaints from lou diamond philips’ wife
’cause i’m a lesbian, i’d rather be with jane than d-ck
yeah i’m a lesbian, a p-n-s doesn’t do the trick
when we go in for 69, i know hers is the same as mine
so hide your wives cause here i come
i’m a lesbian
i’m a lesbian
when does cheer leading practice start
hey there cutie
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