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mikey bustos – filipino mythical creatures rap lyrics

so you want to know more about filipino nythology huh?
yes but why do you have a british accent??
no more questions!
wear this third eye.
it will explain everything!
in the pacific
in the vicinity of old lemuria
exist creatures beyond your wildest imagination.
watch where you’re steppin’ because i am a duwende
i aslo go by elf, dwarf, goblin? pwede!
you probably have heard of us in stories from your nanay
of how we put a curse on you if you don’t give us ‘alay’!
we come in many colours: black, white, red, and green
but unless you have a third eye then we are never seen!
we are magical and powerful
mischievious and lovable, and say
“tabi tabi po!”
while p-ssing by our mound, bro!
look up in the tree. that is where you’ll find me.
they call me kapre, the bigfoot of the philipines
smokin’ cigars all day gettin, crunk
you can find my junk
at the bottom of my tree trunk.
guess what?! wala lang.
i’m a tikbalang!
i’m a half macho dancer
half stallion!
when the night falls i’m a terrorizing force.
ladies watch your back
’cause i’m hung like a horse.
ask your nanay ’bout these mythical creatures
known to every filipino
in the philipines there are mythical creatures
“mythical creatures rap” na ‘to!
they call me white lady
like belo, i am whitening
was h-t by a car and n-body ever stopped for me
and so in the night while you’re on balete drive
if you see me, please stop
or you’ll see these red eyes!
oh…
serena…
woah…
i should join the voice philippines dibaaa?!
part fish tail, i’m a pilipina mermaid
s-x appeal with hydratio like i’m gatorade
but if you get too close to this beautiful girl
i’ll pull you deep down ’til you’re part of my world!
i come from a cl-ss of ghouls known as ‘asw-ng’
i’m allergic to asin
and i hate baw-ng.
i have long tongue
bat wings, and maybe
that pregnant lady
will feed me her baby.
you cam try to stop me but catching me is tough
‘ cause the only way to kill me
is to find my lower half.
ask your nanay ’bout these mythical creatures
known to every filipino
in the philipines there are mythical creatures
“mythical creatures rap” na ‘to!
i’m mayweather
i’m gunna beat pacquiao!
…
don’t worry!
the characters in this video are
mythical and are not true.-

– except for the duwende. they are real.

- mikey bustos lyrics

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