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moonman – jew pizza lyrics

[intro]
(phone rings)
aryan pizza company (apc employee)
can i place an order for a pickup? (moonman)
sure. what would you like? (apc employee)
one large jew pizza with double the jew. hold the anchovies, and a bottle of liberal tears. (moonman)
we’ll have it ready in 30 minutes. that’ll be $14.88. (apc employee)
[phone call ends]
now to get those kikes into the oven (apc employee)

oy vey! look at this trail of nickels! (jew #1)
i see it, mr.goldstein. let’s follow it. (jew #2)
[footsteps]
wow! it leads into this huge metal box! (jew #2)
[door opens]
[door closes and music starts]
hey, what’s going on? (jew #2)
oy vey, mr.goldstein! it’s getting hot in here! (jew #2)
it’s getting so hot. i’m gonna take my kippah off (jew #1)

[verse 1: moonman]
the moon is gonna be full tonight
a meal tailored specifically for the white
jew pizza fills me with such delight
especially when the jews put up a fight;
that give the pizza a bit more zest
and to have the opportunity to digest
a great vibe, now kick back and rest
the triple k life is truly the best

[chorus: jews]
oy vey, mr.goldstein! it’s getting hot in here! (jew #2)
it’s getting so hot. i’m gonna take my kippah off (jew #1)
oy vey, mr.goldstein! it’s getting hot in here! (jew #2)
it’s getting so hot. i’m gonna take my kippah off (jew #1)

[verse 2: moonman]
kkk, kkk, i wonder what i’ll have to eat today
jiggaboo soup? liver of gay? a cat from the local chinese buffet?
nah, i know just what to do
order a pizza topped with hebrew
no-one will mourn the yids’ loss
for dessert we roast marshmallows on a burning cross

[chorus: jews]
oy vey, mr.goldstein! it’s getting hot in here! (jew #2)
it’s getting so hot. i’m gonna take my kippah off (jew #1)
oy vey, mr.goldstein! it’s getting hot in here! (jew #2)
it’s getting so hot. i’m gonna take my kippah off (jew #1)

[outro: moonman]
d-mn, this is some good sh-t
maybe next time i’ll order triple the jew
and i’ll save a slice for your mom

remember kids
you can make home-made jew pizza, with adult supervision
turn the oven to 420 degrees
and just cram the penny-pincher right in

the circle k ain’t got sh-t on the triple k


- moonman lyrics

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