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n.sδss - cardgage lyrics

[verse 1]
every day you see him walking through the field
a bag of groceries is what he doth wield
hiding in the bushes, ’til you walk past
what’s in the bag? who knows. don’t ask
even if you’re a dude, he still calls you a lady
got a wicked come+over and he sleeps in a shady
alleyway, you probably saw him when you were just a child
i have his missing person milk carton profile
borderline senile, make you think he should retire
his speech capabilities leave much to be desired;
saying almost one word and not quite another
somehow sounding worse than strong bad’s older brother
[chorus]
senor cardgage! you know he’s strong bad’s one true idol!
senor cardgage! now get your leg up on the pile!
senor cardgage! you know he’s strong bad’s one true idol!
senor cardgage! now get your leg up on the pile!

[verse 2]
in kansattica he’s a certified marriage prescriber
owns a car dealership, but he’s a p+ss+poor driver
runs a mortgage company, and he’s somewhat of a fool
and he smells like pea soup, but he’s still super cool
got 14 degrees at cgnu
is the number one fan of the new you
i’ve always thought he’s got style
he can help you get a leg up on the pile
somehow inflicts curses through videotapes
try as you may, there is no escape
it’s haunted my entire adulthood…

[bridge]
i’d like to pintroduce you to the family might/could!
make it stop!!!!

[chorus]
senor cardgage! you know he’s strong bad’s one true idol!
senor cardgage! now get your leg up on the pile!
senor cardgage! you know he’s strong bad’s one true idol!
senor cardgage! now get your leg up on the pile!
senor cardgage! you know he’s strong bad’s one true idol!
senor cardgage! now get your leg up on the pile!
senor cardgage! you know he’s strong bad’s one true idol!
senor cardgage! now get your leg up on the pile!

- n sδss lyrics

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