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narwhal capone - rap 15 lyrics

look over there it’s will sowards
we know him. he’s no coward
blockin’ those goals like tim howard
don’t know what else rhymes with sowards
will’s a cool guy to be with
he will walk with you to school
he’s even cooler than will smith
he makes him look like a fool
will’s the guy that you wanna be
he’s the guy always grinning back at me
he’s the guy that always makes me laugh
i hope that i can always have
him with me the rest of my life
we melodize like a drum and fife
yeah, he’s the b+tter to my knife
if i were g+y, he’d be my wife!
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spreading fun everywhere
for will put your hands up in the air
yeah will’s studying sociology
he’s the man of psychology
if he were a movie, i would make him three
he would make the greatest trilogy
he’s the man to go make history
he’s a little bit of a mystery
from idaho to provo
not a provobro, but my idabro!
that’s right!
will’s tight!
alright this is a rap about jared denton
he’s the man i’ve always been defendin’
’cause he’s the anchor to apartment 15
yeah, he’s the source of light to this team
he’s always been humble sitting in the backseat
and i guess i could say that he’s quite “saxy”
’cause he’s got the music talent always writin’ melodies
if music were a crime, he’d have forty felonies
when people hear his symphonies they fall on their knees
with appraise and amazed at all of its intracacies
jared is my roomie
he’s always speaking to me
when i tell a lie, he can see right through me
he’s daily eating rice
not once but twice
you may think it’s weird, but try it it’s nice
he’s really good at ping pong
better than a ching chong
if you can agree with me, then come sing along
this is jared’s anthem
it’s the opera’s phantom
how he can get any greater? i really can’t fathom

this time’s for lucas van de graaff so check it
it’s double “a” and “f” and you better not forget it
he’s the guy involved in a lot of acapella
with a voice as smooth as a jar of fresh nutella
always rockin’ some sweats and sweet headphones
these identifying qualities will make him known
he’s tall, tan, and handsome ladies
if lucas were a car, he would be a mercedes
that backpack, bike track, lucas is a life hack
chill guy, loose tie, get to know him he’s not shy
from j+panese and chinese to jokes that make you slap your knees
that low tone, bass pr+ne, voice that is from god’s throne
luke, i’m not your father
so will you marry my daughter?
don’t forget the beast. we got jake cline
prepare for the feast cause this is quite the rhyme
when it comes down to looks, jake is mighty fine
when it comes down to books, his intellect shines
i know i haven’t known him for a very long time
but out of a million pennies i know he’s the dime
he’s the needle in the haystack
porsche among cadillac’s
ladies take a bite ’cause we know he’s a snack
thin, slim with sandals
smellin’ like candles
make me want to grab at those love handles
he’s a tennis pro
who plays the cello
come say h+llo to this neat fellow
up early in the morning
he’s nonconforming
to go exercise even when it’s storming
a scripture binger
who will never injure
he’s got the greatest soul even though he’s a ginger
your heart will ache
to be a man like jake

nicholas giordano
the greatest italiano
he lives up to the name
’cause cooking is his game
day in and day out
his apr+n is out
always baking in the oven
cookies coming out sweet
people pushin’ and shovin’
tryin’ to get a tasty treat
he is always serving others
showing love and empathy
he is one of my brothers
we speak through telepathy
yo, ladies listen here
’cause this guy is single
a smile from ear to ear
and ready to mingle
reputable, credible, a snack that’s edible
irresistible, inseparable, marriage is inevitable
impenetrable, irrevocable, relations are inextricable
objectionable, questionable, singleness exceptionable
out of all bachelors, he is the most eligible
that’s nick!
he’s sl!ck!

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