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natenumbaeight - tha dave blunts conspiracy lyrics

[intro]
aight, aight
something’s not right about that fat n+gga, man…
ooh, sh+t, that’s a danny g beat!

[verse]
i ain’t never seen a n+gga so big in so many places
how the f+ck that n+gga fit on airplanes?
i’m thinkin’ big momma house 2
gotta be a midget or a skinny n+gga f+ckin’ ’round in a fat suit
i got a theory, he’s a animatronic
i ain’t never seen a n+gga that big in my life
i ain’t never seen a n+gga sittin’ down so outta breath
i ain’t never seen 5xl pants on stretch
i know all my life he never sipped no f+ckin’ drank
he so big, if he wanted to nod he’d need the whole pint
i gotta know, i gotta know, i gotta know, is he that big?
buddy wear the same size pants as my fridge
how the h+ll that n+gga wipe his ass when hе sh+t?
if no one is around, how he get up whеn he sit?
when he go on tour, do he use semi truck or airlift?
conspiracy theory: he cgi like the whale
conspiracy theory: that’s a malaysian sun bear
you can’t be broke and addicted to drank
you can’t be that fat and still f+ck hoes
how you worried ’bout some hoes when you can’t see ya toes?
how you worried ’bout some lean and you can’t see ya knees?
how the h+ll you pour up? you can’t even roll up
outta bed by yourself, fakin’ like you need the drank
if he leaned, he would tumble and roll forever
wrecking ball body boy, big boned body boy
jabba the hutt body boy, semi truck body boy
what’s in yo cup? no, it’s not purple stuff, buddy boy
boom body boy, the rizzler body boy
i’ll knock the big justice clean the f+ck out
i’ll knock aj and the rizzler the f+ck out
f+ck a nuke, drop dave blunts on israel
f+ck a nuke, drop dave blunts on north korea
gimme a fat suit and a double cup, n+gga, i’m dave blunts
blue strips poke my f+ckin’ pockets out like dave blunts
when i was 18, i smoked more blunts than dave blunts
when i was 16, i f+cked more hoes than f+ckin’ dave blunts
my drac got nuts and it’s ridin’ on dave blunts
he want beef, then this drac’ll make a pound out dave blunts
my [?] for real need a helmet like dave blunts
i got a thousand dollars for a b+tch that dave blunts f+cked and came once
[outro]
come on, make it make sense
no n+gga can be that big
and move around w+lly nilly like that
double m
what’s up, danny g?
what’s up, [?] baby?
dave blunts, it’s up
what’s in yo cup?

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