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nathaniel bandy - 12 days of nintendo 2020 lyrics

[verse 1]
nintendo’s 1st gift to all the switch owners are thee
detective baby rosalina

[verse 2]
nintendo’s 2nd gift to all the switch owners are thee
2 froggy chairs (ribbit!)
and shakedown hawaii on the wii

[verse 3]
nintendo’s 3rd gift to all the switch owners are thee
3 smash fighters
2 splatfests (wowee[?})
and cooking mama cryptocurrency

[verse 4]
nintendo’s 4th gift to all the switch owners are thee
4 million turnips
3 mario’s
2 byleth fans (allow me to demonstrate!)
and wario’s apparition haunting me (hahahahaha!)
[verse 5]
nintendo’s 5th gift to all the switch owners are thee
leaked powerpoints
4 poke brushes
3 little pikmin
2 jump ropes
and also, we unearthеd luigi

[verse 6]
nintendo’s 6th gift to all the switch owners arе thee
6 power+ups
no new direct
4 amiibo (amiibo!)
3 bye+bye throws
2 zelda sequels
and pokemon by tencent, yeet!

[verse 7]
nintendo’s 7th gift to all the switch owners are thee
7 lego sets
6 spoiled bosses
minecraft in smash
4 paper puns
3ds is dead
2 expansions packs
and the coffin dance in mario kart wii
[verse 8]
nintendo’s 8th gift to all the switch owners are thee
wait a second, the song is changing

[verse 9]
did you hear about 3d all+stars release?
it’s limited!
for no good reason!

[verse 10]
nintendo’s anti+consumer tactics
yeah, please don’t do that!
we want to buy games!
and also fun fact
galaxy 2’s fake
it never happened! (ronaldinho soccer[?])

[verse 11]
colored pencils, rubber band, tape, scissors, stapler
why on earth are these things bosses?
just take the correct path
earth, water, fire, and ice vellumentals
we need their powers to defeat the origami king
and poor bobby did what he had to…

[verse 12]
thirty+five mario’s
another battle royale in sight
thirty+five mario’s
everyone dies in world 1+1, why?
thirty+five mario’s
wow that’s a lot of time
thirty+five mario’s
only one winner can shine
[verse 13]
min+min arms herself in smash!
can’t believe that they cut off steve’s meat
how dare they?
that’s just wrong!
he should sue!
oh yeah, min+min is in the game too
but, i mean steve; he’s real cool
he builds a freakin’ house for his victory pose
minecraft steve has made his way to the ultimate fight!

[verse 14]
this year’s been rough in quarantine
new horizons filled the void…
maybe you should just wear a godd+mn mask. then maybe i’d be able to actually see my friends instead of owing money to a freakin’ raccoon!!

[verse 15]
there’s lots of catching bugs and fishing
and also terraforming
qr codes really spice the place up
please visit my island!

[verse 16]
[?]
tell me why, the regginator quit
just only him i see from far away
he joined gamestop
don’t know why he’s board of directors
but when he’s there, darkness fades
no lights to save gamestop
dark despair, even with reggie
gamestop longs to see physical media

[verse 17]
i know i won’t look behind, the 3ds is dead!
no getting back to animal crossing: new leaf
but now doug is here, and bowser reigns supreme
my heart is with you, forever and ever

[ending]
steve is in smash (x4)

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