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neil cicierega - smooth lyrics

[an instrumental of “oh, canada” plays over panicked breathing and a rapid heartbeat]

[verse 1]
it’s been one week since you looked at me
c-cked your head to the side and said, “i’m angry”
five days since you laughed at me, saying
“get back together, come back and save me”
three days since the living room
i realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you
yesterday, you’d forgiven me
but it’ll still be two days ’til i say i’m sorry

[verse 2: ed robertson]
hold it now and watch the hoodwink
as i make you stop, think
you’ll think you’re looking at aquaman
i summon fish to the dish, although i like the chalet swiss
i like the sushi ’cause it’s never touched a frying pan
hot like wasabi when i bust rhymes
big like leann rimes, because i’m all about value
bert kaempfert’s got the mad hits
you try to match wits, you try to hold me but i bust through
gonna make a break and take a fake
i’d like a stinking aching shake
i like vanilla, it’s the finest of the flavours
gotta see the show, ’cause then you’ll know
the vertigo is gonna grow
’cause it’s so dangerous, you’ll have to sign a waiver

[chorus]
how can i help it if i think you’re funny when you’re mad?
trying hard not to smile, though i feel bad
i’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
can’t understand what i mean? well, you soon will
i have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
i have a history of taking off my shirt

[verse 3]
it’s been one week since you looked at me
threw your arms in the air and said, “you’re crazy”
five days since you tackled me
i’ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
it’s been three days since the afternoon
you realized it’s not my fault not a moment too soon
yesterday, you’d forgiven me
and now i sit back and wait til you say you’re sorry

it’s… it’s been, it’s… been

[verse 4: ed robertson]
chickity china, the chinese chicken
you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’
watching x-files with no lights on
we’re dans la maison
i hope the smoking man’s in this one
like harrison ford, i’m getting frantic
like sting, i’m tantric
like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
like kurasawa, i make mad films, okay, i don’t make films
but if i did they’d have a samurai
gonna get a set of better clubs
gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
just so my irons aren’t always flying off the back-swing
gotta get in tune with sailor moon
’cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing

[chorus]
how can i help it if i think you’re funny when you’re mad?
trying hard not to smile, though i feel bad
i’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
can’t understand what i mean? you soon will
i have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
i have a history of losing my shirt

[verse 5]
it’s been one week since you looked at me
dropped your arms to your sides and said, “i’m sorry”
five days since i laughed at you and said
“you just did just what i thought you were gonna do”
three days since the living room
we realized we’re both to blame but what could we do?
yesterday, you just smiled at me
’cause it’ll still be two days ’til we say we’re sorry
it’ll still be two days ’til we say we’re sorry
it’ll still be two days ’til we say “wasabi”
birchmount stadium, home of the robbie

[bridge]
it’s been… it’s been… it’s been… it’s been, it’s been, it’s been
it’s been… it’s been… it’s, it’s, it’s… been
it’s been, it’s been…

[verse 6]
this life ain’t good enough, i
(it’s been) my world to lift you up, i
(it’s been) my life to better suit your mood
’cause you’re so smooth
(it’s been) just like the ocean under the moon
(it’s been) same as the emotion that i get from (harrison ford!)
you got the kind of lovin’ that can be so smooth, yeah
give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it
(chickety china, the chinese chicken, chickety china, the chinese chicken…)
(harrison ford, harrison ford, harrison ford…)
(oh, let’s not forget about it!)

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