nerfboi - park ranger lyrics
[intro]
“when i was your age, i wanted to be a park ranger and this is what i do today. we used to do camping as a kid, my parents would take us camping a lot and i really enjoyed being in the outdoors and that was pretty neat and of course we asked the ranger what’s that and what’s that and he’d tell us and i thought, that guy knows everything! so, i wanna be like him, i wanna be a park ranger.”
[hook]
beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
big guns, big bears, big danger
took her down to the lake, imma sailor
girl a wizard with the d-ck, miss granger
beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
get lost, guess who gonna save ya
on a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
spark now, do the paperwork later
[verse 1]
f-ck yeah (f-ck yeah)
yellowstone’s saviour (saviour)
k!ll a bear then i finna get laid yeah (woo)
nice guy (nice guy)
real danger (real danger)
take a map you’ll be thanking me later (thanks)
got the girl that didn’t wanna date ya (ayyy)
looking up at the stars, darth vader (wow)
weed confiscated from a bunch of teenagers
now she high as the moon yeah
high as a crater
later, i’ve gotta go bih (go bih)
park commissioner just wrote me
some might say the job lonely, d-mn
bro got a snake as a homie
true but does that make me stranger
than anyone with a friend who betrays ya (yes)
and besides girls love the flavour (really?)
curry with the range boy
yeah i’m a ranger
[hook]
beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
big guns, big bears, big danger
took her down to the lake, imma sailor
girl a wizard with the d-ck, miss granger
beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
get lost, guess who gonna save ya
on a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
spark now, do the paperwork later
[verse 2]
oh my
check the fit
comp-ss on the wrist with the chocolate chip (woo)
and it’s no days off but he’s always sick
good wife, no need for the baddest b-tch yeah (yeah yeah)
camp trips getting h-lla lit (h-lla lit)
couple bud lights ought to do the trick
i build a makeshift house from a couple of sticks
campfire hoes start turning tricks when i
when i’m playing on my guitar
treat my d-ck like smores, wanna drive my car (skr skr)
wanna shot my gun, wanna hike it far
wanna have some fun, wanna hit a bar, yuh
bad luck, no clubs in the park (aw)
but i got a pound of weed if you’re feeling to spark
and a bottle in the cabin which can help us to start
but be careful (why)
sh-t lurk in the dark (bears)
[hook]
beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
big guns, big bears, big danger
took her down to the lake, imma sailor
girl a wizard with the d-ck, miss granger
beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
get lost, guess who gonna save ya
on a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
spark now, do the paperwork later
[outro]
spark now, do the paperwork later (paperwork later)
woo
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