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nesom dormant - (the rise and rise of) jacob rees-mogg lyrics

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[verse]
there was a strange and awkward child; his parents named him jacob
though eton, oxford, tory boy + too posh to be a sn0b
in falkirk and the wrekin, they thought him rather funny
campaigning from his bentley car, accompanied by his nanny

[chorus]
they all said…
jacob rees+mogg! who’s he?
jacob rees+mogg! who’s he?
he’s got a blog, he kissed my dog
he’s jacob; jacob rees+mogg!

[verse]
came down to north east somerset, campaigned from frome to porlock
the yokels, they all doffed their caps and tugged up their forelocks
they were all told to vote for him; and they know where they stand
his dad runs all the newspapers; his wife owns all the land

[chorus]
and now he’s…
jacob rees+mogg! mp
jacob rees+mogg! mp
he’s got a blog, he bit my dog
he’s jacob; jacob rees+mogg!
[bridge]
he’s awfully well connected
and oh, so debonair
so eloquent; exuberant
with perfect coiffed hair
he’s happy on the benches
“ambition’s so obscene”
but when they move teresa on
he’s off to see the queen

[chorus]
and we’ll have…
jacob rees+mogg! pm
jacob rees+mogg! pm
that gawky fool, he now rules us all
he’s jacob; jacob
jacob rees+mogg! pm
jacob rees+mogg! pm
the public gets what no+one wants
jacob; jacob, jacob; jacob
he’s jacob rees+mogg!

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