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new mayhem – homeowners association roast lyrics

[verse 1:]
the secret knock is…
three raps and you duck quick
kick open the door, i’m a glocksmith
severing your stummy from your coccyx
dipping out the back like a hot chip
tripped over your porch, got my head split
it was bout that time that the ha made a little guilt trip
“bloodstains on the hardwood? oh no!
put those little bits of brain back inside your numbskull!
and can you please get these bricks relayed?
you gotta get it done in the next three weekdays
and if you’re gonna die near the property line
you gotta do it soon, or there’s gonna be a fine

[bridge:]
straight gout, wasn’t evеn my house
but i lay in the backyard, dome blown out
and i thought, “bruh thе ha sucks straight trout
it would super duper stink, if there hood got loused”

[verse 2:]
float a flat raccoon into your hot tub
let a bee hive loose in the toyota
mixer backed up, parked on your front lawn
laid wet cement on the petunias
m+80’s in your chimney like i’m curry
garden gnomes get punt, fly forty
rode around in an ice cream truck
and some crack got dealt when your kids came up
ha came to the door, tears pouring
“we will cease finings nine next morning
please, we can take no more hurt, mis+tor
property prices gone through floorboards
but, while we beg, there is one more request
not to behest, but we think we know best
so that lawn chair, there, that you got on your front porch?
kind of an eye sore, please take it indoors”
[chorus:]
gonna take dog p++p inside a tube sock
put that tube sock inside your mailbox
x4

[outro:]
hardly ardent
happily awful
hardcore aviricious
ha ha awesome
hardly ardent
happily awful
hardcore aviricious
ha ha awesome
hawkish
abject
harping
abhorrent
h+llish
amoral
hateful
abysmal
hounding
acerbic
haunting
abusive
haughty
abrasive
horrible
ain’t it?

- new mayhem lyrics

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