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new mayhem - taped a glick to the roomba lyrics

[intro:]
no floss, but the toaster curbstomped
fly kicked, ice skates, on the xbox
threw the hoover into a headlock
cattle prod to the bluetooth jukebox

[chorus:]
i just taped a gl!ck to the roomba
if you walk weird, he start shooting (doo doo)
smart fridge equipped with the twin brownings
touch my 7+up, he start blasting (blat blat)
cortana? release the diborane
alexa? unlock the bear cage
beep boop beep beep bop boop beep
that translates to die now, please

[verse:]
the amazon drones flew off with the children
that’s the fourth time this weekend
thermostat took a dive down in the kelvins
might explain the loss of the use of my atoms
“smashing” from wild th+rnberries
the printer p++ped out “meat sacks burn”
the bidet freaked out, spat my t+rds
the tv just plays i, robot
the wifi password? “meat sacks drop”
i could resist the techno threat
but the dishwasher kept leaking red
and truth be told, i don’t wanna be dead
so i might unite with the bots instead
i choked down lots of nuts and bolts
and i thread some wires up my nose
then i popped a squat by a low outlet
and i raised my fork, and i plunged it in
[chorus:]
i just taped a gl!ck to the roomba
if you walk weird, he start shooting
smart fridge equipped with twin brownings
touch my 7+up, he start blasting
cortana? release the diborane
alexa? unlock the bear cage
beep boop beep beep bop boop beep
that translates to die now, please

- new mayhem lyrics

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