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new york city trucking - the mind of howard stern lyrics

[intro]
“not a moment goes by without someone wondering, ‘how did a pair of psychotic serial k!llers known as the insane clown posse become so wonderfully rich and famous?’ well, here’s a word for each ear: howard stern. yes, you’re hearing correctly.”

[verse 1]
i’m violent j, and i’m certified gold
straight millionaire, twenty+five years old
dropped out of school to watch price is right
and i strangle people at night (ha ha)
look, everybody knows i’m a k!ller
twisted murderer, sick drug dealer
or whatever, never try to hide the fact, it’s true
but howard stern’s a k!ller, too
listen, i’m chillin’ at the neck chop bar, right
where us k!llers hang out at night
in walks a man i never seen before
take the table by the door
signal for the bartender with a cold look in his face
i walk up and say, “hey, you’re in the wrong place
only slaughterers allowed in here, coward”
he grabbed my neck and said, “the name is howard!”
“d+mn, it’s howard stern the radio star
but this is the murderers only bar
sorry, don’t tell me you’re a k!ller, too”
he said, “just between me and you
i’m an axe murderer on my off days, h+ll
i only do the radio thing because it pays well”
“wow, d+mn, i never would’ve guessed
then what do you say we go choke some necks?”
[interlude]
“yes, yes, once upon a time in the blood zone of southwest detroit, mister big shot book movie man was a bad boy. yes, a bad boy.”

[verse 2]
together, we k!lled about fifty
until he got a better job in new york city
good luck, a handshake on the curb
about the k!ller thing, not a word
years go, now i’m trying to make it in music
but every line i sing makes the whole world sick
there’s his face everywhere i turn
billboards, blimps, stern, stern, stern, stern
d+mn, he doesn’t even know his friends anymore
we used to k!ll people together, oh
so i called him + “h+llo?”
“suppose i tell the world what i know”
“no! please! besides, you can’t prove it”
“i got all the old home movies
i can take you down, and you know this”
“ah! what do you want from me?” “famousness
put us on your big radio show
play my lp and say that you love me”
we made a deal, the next day, he did it
went gold the very next minute
now everybody loves icp
except this f++ker right here! think he gonna k!ll+
it’s all good, but the world may never learn
what goes on in the mind of howard stern

- new york city trucking lyrics

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