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next thing you know (original cast recording) - the way to get a girl lyrics

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[luke, spoken]
so, who you like?

[darren, spoken]
i’m not here to get a girlfriend

[luke, spoken]
correct, you’re here to get a girl, so you can get a girlfriend

[darren, spoken]
you’re an idiot, what does that even mean?
[luke, spoken]
call me an idiot and you’ll never find out

[darren, spoken]
i think i’m just fine without you

[luke, spoken]
you’re a disaster

[darren, spoken]
i could pick up any girl here

[luke, spoken]
which one?

[darren, spoken]
any one

[luke, spoken]
which. one?

[darren]
see that girl
over there
in the red, with the bleach blonde hair
top is round
middle’s thin
ridiculous legs that go up to her chin
[luke]
yeah?

[darren]
she wants me

[luke, spoken]
what?

[darren]
shе needs me

[luke, spoken]
her?

[darren]
she’s just rеally shy
she just gave me a wink

[luke]
her contact fell from her eye

[darren]
she’s got a sensation only i can itch
she’s aching for love making from me
[luke, spoken]
prove it, b+tch

[darren, spoken]
excuse me? hi, can i b+tt in?
i just wanted you to know you have legs to your chin
no? okay
faults all mine
sorry, yep
right then
fine

[luke, spoken]
how’d it go?

[darren, spoken]
bite me

[luke, spoken]
you’re the idiot, idiot
there’s only one thing all women want
it’s like lady catnip, watch

(sung)
excuse me, but you dropped your glove
hitting on you? noo
i have a girlfriend, whom i love

(spoken)
your number? in case it doesn’t work out?
thank you, you’re very sweet

(sung)
the way to get a girl is to, get a girl
when you’re taken they all flock by the storm
but then take it from me, the second that you’re free
the girls you thought would want you don’t want you anymore
it’s a guaranteed get, grab a girl and you’re set
they know
they know
they know

[darren, spoken]
but you don’t have a girlfriend

[luke, spoken]
i have lots of girlfriends

[darren, spoken]
if you have more than one, they’re not your girlfriend

[luke, spoken]
why cause i haven’t pinned them?
listen pat boone, things have changed since the eisenhower administration

[darren, spoken]
i’m not pat boone
watch this

(sung)
hey! okay…
i’m sorry, very
got it
that hand gesture’s unnecessary

hi! right…
okay, you bet
i understood you loud and clear before the death threat

back to the bar cause i like being alive

[luke]
while you were gone i got four numbers
oh, five!
i know it seems shallow
i know it seems sleazy
but i swear i wouldn’t do it if it weren’t so easy!

[both]
the way to get a girl is to, get a girl

[luke]
if you’re spoken for they’ll line ’round the block
oh yes somehow they know, when you’re somebody’s bone, that’s when they’ll go to you, sure as tick goes with tock
although it sounds cruel
it’s a provable rule
i know, i know, i know

[both]
the way to get a girl is to, get a girl

[darren]
when you’re called for that’s when they’ll start to call

[luke]
and you’ve got to applaud this sick trick played by god
i’d say that it’s proof that god’s a women after all
it’s a full on assault

[darren]
and yet somehow our fault

[both]
we know
we know
we know

the way to get a girl
the way to get a girl
the way to get a girl is to, get a girl
we know
we know
we know
woah woah woah!

- next thing you know original cast recording lyrics

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