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nice peter & epiclloyd - nice peter vs epiclloyd 2 lyrics

[epiclloyd:]
hey can you put that little thing back
down in there?
no no no, the one below it

[nice peter:]
you’re just a little up in my face right now

[epiclloyd:]
oh i’m sorry
am i being annoying?
’cause you said we’d be done at 10
and it’s 4 in the morning

[nice peter]
look i don’t know how to say this
but you know what, f-ck it
let me just f-cking say it
i’m f-cking burnt out man
it’s been six years every day
that i wake up and come to work
to look at your hungover face
i need some personal sp-ce
to get away from your screaming
but every time i turn my back
motherf-cker you start scheming
to take over control of some sh-t
i’m already doing just fine
we’d have more subs than pewdiepie
if you didn’t fight me every time
i try to take our little baby
in a creative direction
i’m trying to make art motherf-cker
you’re trying to find a rhyme for erection
i’m sorry man; no i’m f-cking not
f-ck you!
you’re second cl-ss
that’s why i let you run erb2
you’re so afraid to lose
but losing’s all you do
and tonight i’m not quitting the battles
b-tch i’m quitting you

[epiclloyd]
quit me then you p-ssy
we’ll see what happens
i’ll sit back and watch you unravel
and revel in pure satisfaction
i’m out of comp-ssion for you
and you’re self-righteous bullsh-t
erection jokes dude?
your whole name means d-ck
i’m sick of smoothing things out
the same routine
erb2 is right
i’m covering your -ss behind the scenes
and then i try to tell you things
but you’re too stubborn to understand
like: “dude that is not a cool way
to play batman”
you manipulate your friends
and then you throw them away
i don’t know who you sh-t on worse
myself or dante
but i’m not an entrée at one of your fancy restaurants
so quit eating up my time picking one of your fancy fonts
and make a f-cking decision
so all these people can leave
excuse me for interrupting rocket league and smoking weed
they got places to be
and now they’re looking at me
nice diva is my new name
for you nice pete

[nice peter:]
and doink
nice punchline bro
you’re jokes haven’t grown
since you told them in a lunch line bro
you’re an eight-year-old boy stuck inside a whatever year old man
“look at me i’m epiclloyd, check me out i can rap about my problems instead of solving”
if you wanna heal you gotta deal with your issues cause a bottle’s not stopping them

[epiclloyd:]
don’t take that battle there dude, you don’t want that at all
let me guess, right now you’re on two beers and a pill, and a half of adderall
and that makes you obsessive and then you f-ck up all the fun
so why don’t you trust the editors and stop changing their sh-t after they’re done

[nice peter:]
yo don’t try to paint me as some compulsive little jerk
if you weren’t so cheap we could hire some editors to do good work
who you think just-
oh that’s real funny andrew

[epiclloyd:]
aww c’mon, now what the f-ck did i do?

[instrumental:]
allrounda beats

[epiclloyd:]
what?

[nice peter:]
yo, who the f-ck left the tag in?

[epiclloyd]
thanks!

[nice peter]
yeah

[epiclloyd:]
hey allrounda can you put the-
yeah and the little uh, nice

[nice peter:]
we cool guys?

[editors:]
yeah
i guess so
okay i’ve got the card
did you dump it?
get your mark
quiet please
here we go
and.. action

[nice peter & epiclloyd:]
yo, i guess what i’m saying man
-i’ve fought with my wife-
is that i’m running out of patience man
-and gone under the knife-
i’m a patient man but sometimes
-and i’ve taken years off-
you need to be a patient man
-of the back of my life-
i’ve got the same sh-t that i was dealing with
-man, since right in the beginning-
at the very beginning
-we been fighting, no one’s winning-
i’m trying to get somewhere with it man
-people would kill to do what we do for a living-
but all your b-tching
-your b-tching-
is keeping my wheels spinning
-is keeping my wheels spinning-

[nice peter:]
that was weird

[epiclloyd:]
yup

[nicepeter:]
i’m sorry about some of the things that i said

[epiclloyd:]
i’m sorry about the way you played batman

[nice peter:]
i think i just need a break

[epiclloyd:]
yeah, me too

[nice peter:]
you wanna write a song?

[epiclloyd:]
yeah dude!

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