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nick clams - kansas lyrics

[intro]
did you know?

[first verse]
kansas city’s not in kansas; it’s in missouri
i asked her what there is to do and she tried to assure me
she told us what there is to do but she said it obscurely
i say this securely
i wasn’t gonna drop this song i dropped it prematurely

i went to go see star wars, right when i left campus
got really p+ssed off when i realized i’m not in kansas
i ran out of chances
yes i made a song but i wrote it out in stanzas

anyway she told us over there there’s movie theaters
that left me in shock; i did not believe her
then again i didn’t think that she was a deceiver

[second verse]
yeah the boys and i, we are going to the cinema
not the one in topeka, but the one in wichita

i’m just kidding; who would wanna go there?
alabama vs. kansas bro why even compare?
yeah out in alabama while they have s+x with their sister
all the neighbors out in kansas watch the latest motion picture
everyone’s been preaching how the astros are some cheaters
while everyone in kansas is at the movie theater
while we taking art class, we bake our clay in kilns
while everyone in kansas is sitting watching films

the boys and i at parties yeah, we are getting groovy
while everyone in kansas is chilling watching movies
rick is hanging out at home and playing with hector
there’s a brawl in kansas yeah they broke the projector

on sundays we’re at church, yeah we’re getting real religious
while everyone in kansas is buying movie tickets
they’re not christians, or jews, or even just agnostic
they’re antagonists! and flippin diagnostic
ok they have movies yeah that’s a real novelty
but that doesn’t change the fact that kansas is poverty

[outro, nikoishere]
f+ck kansas, bro

- nick clams lyrics

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