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nick cope - the pirate's breakfast lyrics

on the pirate’s face was a pirate’s beard
on the pirate’s beard was a crumb
the crumb was from the pirate’s breakfast
that was cooked by his dear old mom
now the pirate’s mom, she loved her son
she made sure every day
that he put on a clean pair of pirate pants
before he sailed away
now he sailed away on a trip one day
with his best friend pirate pete
now pete was the pеrfect pirate
from his hat to his pirate feet
“why can’t you bе more like pete?” the pirate’s mom would cry
he’s got a lovely hat and a beard and that
and a patch on his pirate eye
“but i don’t wanna be more like pete,” said the pirate, “can’t you see?”
“because i like my hat and my beard and that
and a patch just wouldn’t suit me”

so they crashed through the waves for most of the day
having lots of pirate fun
they forgot what the pirate’s mom had said
that lunch was at half past one
so when he returned late that night
you should have seen the face his mom gave him
as she stood there holding a burnt fish pie and a rather large rolling pin
so she sent him to bed, without being fed, and his pirate’s tummy did rumble
as he dreamt of sailing the seven seas and bowls of apple crumble
“why can’t you be more like pete?” in the morning his mom said
as she cooked him his pirate’s breakfast
of sausages and seagulls’ eggs
“but i don’t wanna be more like pete,” replied her hungry son
“because i’m more than happy being little old me, and having you for a little old mom”

so she gave him a great big pirate hug and a kiss on his pirate cheek
she said “i love you, son, you great big lump
from your head to your toes, from your knees to your nose
and your hat to your pirate’s feet”

and on the pirate’s face was a pirate’s beard
on the pirate’s beard was a crumb
the crumb was from the pirate’s breakfast
that was cooked by his dear old mom

- nick cope lyrics

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