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nick lutsko - all i want for christmas (is a pardon from the president) lyrics

[verse 1]
it’s almost christmas time and i’m all by myself
i ain’t got no christmas cheer
i ain’t ringin’ no jingle bells
i cut myself shaving
i left a little blood in my sink
it scared some people on the internet
but i swear it isn’t what they think

i’ve been as good as gravy this whole year
i’d let you ask my grandma but my grandma isn’t here

[chorus]
all i want for christmas is a pardon from the president
i didn’t do anything wrong
but the police are asking questions and grandma’s gone

all i want for christmas is a pardon from the president
i’ve told them everything that i know
i left her at the motel and she nеver came home

but still thе police won’t leave me alone
and nick jr’s never gonna give me a show
until the president pardon’s me and charges jeff bezos

[verse 2, spoken]
president trump
first and foremost thank you for ending the war on christmas
you and i share a common enemy in jeff bezos
he ruined my halloween party and he probably murdered my grandma
we can take him town together but i need you to do one thing for me
[bridge]
pardon me
jeff bezos murdered barnes & n0ble
jeff bezos murdered sears (pardon me)
jeff bezos probably murdered my grandma
christmas time is almost here (pardon me)

jeff bezos murdered barnes & n0ble (all i want for christmas is a pardon from the president)
jeff bezos murdered sears (it’s as easy as a stroke of a pen)
jeff bezos probably murdered my grandma (all i want for christmas is a pardon from+)

christmas time is almost here!

[chorus]
but still the police won’t leave me alone
and nick jr’s never gonna give me a show
until the president pardons me+

- nick lutsko lyrics

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