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nick lutsko - beans lyrics

[verse 1]
woke up this morning
put on my shoes
they’re filled with beans
my god, what do i do?
hooo!
empty my pockets
they’re filled with beans
try to run to the faucet
ah! more beans?

[chorus]
when i take a sip of coffee
beans
when i reach into the mailbox
beans
when i carve into a pumpkin
beans
everything is filled with beans
look out my window
beans
put my head against the pillow
beans
can’t kiss my wife
can’t scream
my mouth is filled with beans
[bridge]
ahh! it was all a dream…
or was it some kind of premonition?

this reminds me of that movie where the plane explodes
prophesied by actor name of devon sawa
perhaps it’s up to me to stop this bean calamity
it’s up to me to stop these beans
it’s up to me to stop these beans

[verse 2]
i don’t touch the faucet
i don’t put on my shoes
i head straight to congress
i tell them ’bout these beans!
i made a chart and everything that said
“beware of beans”
but when they open their mouths
it’s just more beans

[chorus]
in the halls of congress
beans
in the oval office
beans
the beans are bottomless
beans
everything is filled with beans
every minute that the clock ticks
beans
grows more preposterous
beans
if one man can stop this
it’s me!
only i can stop these beans
[outro]
(spoken)
beans belong in a can!
my name is big nick
and i’m running for president of the united states
i will get these beans off the streets
they’re cold, they’re wet, they stink
and only i can fix it

beans

- nick lutsko lyrics

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