nigahiga - how to get views on youtube lyrics
[intro]
so you made a silly clip, or a funny skit, something new
uploaded it, but you barely got a single view
still passionate and you wanna stay true to you
failing again and you just don’t have a clue
youtuber tips said “do what you wanna do”
well, that’s nice and all, but we all know that is not the truth
it ain’t 2010; there’s a whole set of new rules
here’s the real ways to get views on youtube
[interlude]
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(how to get views on youtube)
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(how to get views on youtube)
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there’s so much you can do
if you wanna get views on youtube
[verse 1]
take the latest trend, shove it in the title
make a fake challenge or just buy an ifhone
you can take a couple strangers; make ’em kiss in a white room
get something people like and fill up a tub
do an experiment in public showing love is love
maybe even compare dollar versus thousand+dollar food
[rap]
yup
forget that original sketch
unless that sketch is about politics
and pushes an idea that’s already been said
so the lowest common denominator all nod their heads, yeah!
don’t forget to ask for comments, shares and likes
be sure to mention they could win a house if they subscribe
and if you’re still not getting views, just offend the entire nation
change your hair; you’re in the news for cultural appropiation
(sorry…)
[verse 2]
play a game!
q&a!
you can do most anything
so long as it’s ten minutes on
and you keep posting everyday
quantity or quality?
what do people wanna see?
it ain’t that hard if you reread
only one ends with a “tity”
and people might say you’re selling out this way
but are the views still coming in? actions are louder, they say
so, no, i’m not tryna hate and no, i’m not throwing shade
this strat’s an art in itself, that makes a lot of monét
[verse 3]
so what else can get you views?
how about a house tour, dude?
type your own name into google or a kanye shoe review?
but if your growth is still so slow, maybe it’s time for gmo
just head down to the watering hole; you’ll need some beef if you wanna roast
take the shot; he’ll take shots back
you call it war, i say collabs
sure, call us petty; we’ll just laugh
don’t look at us, blame all these fans
now you’re finally getting views, but, wait, there’s one last left to do
here’s the number one way for you to get views on youtube
[outro]
sign a contract, promo youtube tv
go to fan fests, make a youtube red series
rewind it back and you’ll be trending all week long
(oooooh)
they will take care of you
play ball and you will benefit, too
no shade, just spreading the truth
these are all the best ways to get views on youtube
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