nina west - a view from space (interlude) lyrics
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-sp-ceship door opening-
alien pilot: captain [?], i’m zeroing in on planet earth and my findings are very strange.
alien captain: what do you have to report, young [?]?
alien pilot: you know how on our planet, we all look the same? well, on earth, everyone looks different from one another.
alien captain: explain.
alien pilot: my first observation is they all eat different things. some of them eat frozen, flavored milk bowls.
alien captain: i heard of that. i think it’s called “ice cream.”
alien pilot: mmm, yes. and others only eat plants from the ground in a mixture they call “sa-a-lads.”
alien captain: that’s madness.
alien pilot: yes. and the other thing. some have pink hair. some have brown hair. they all wear different clothes. i don’t know how they keep track of who anyone is.
alien captain: so you’re saying on planet earth, being different is a good thing?
alien pilot: it appears so. for example, i found this human who identifies as a “drag queen” called nina west. she wears different hair every day; different outfits every day. she sings songs and does whatever she wants every day. she even dresses her canine companions in human clothes.
alien captain: you know, it sounds kind of fun down there
alien pilot: captain, what are you saying?
alien captain: maybe just a quick stop off on our way back to our planet?
alien pilot: yes. we can collect more data on what makes these earthlings… shine.
alien captain: and i can try zumba!
alien pilot: alright. next stop: planet earth. set phasers to… fun!
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