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ninja sex party - dinosaur laser fight (2024 remaster) lyrics

[verse 1]
hey, boys and girls
this ninja science lesson’s gonna rock your world
now close your eyes and travel back in time
with me and ninja brian
it’s gonna blow your mind to sh+t!
it was an ordinary day in dinosaur high
when stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high+fives
tyrannosaurus saw this and got p+ssed
because his tiny wrists
caused his high+five to miss
and he was like, “f+ck this!”

[chorus]
oh yeah, oh yeah
it’s an old+school dinosaur laser fight
oh yeah, h+ll yeah
just a classic dinosaur laser fight

[interlude]
eerah!
p+chew, p+chew!
eerah!

[verse 2]
it was a futuristic prehistoric throw down
but it was quiet because in sp+ce, there is no sound
did we mention that this took place in sp+ce?
it did, so shut your face
also, there were robots and sharks
[chorus]
oh yeah, oh yeah
it’s a godd+mn dinosaur laser fight
in sp+ce, with sharks
it’s a b+lls+out dinosaur laser fight

[bridge]
it’s f+cking science!
just ask albert einstein
he invented sp+ce

[verse 3]
and then, a bunch of f+cking aliens from mars
showed up all ripping solos on v+neck guitars
the dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace
so they k!lled them with lasers
holy sh+t!
and then, they had a giant laser party
dinosaur laser party! (holy sh+t!)
laser party! (it’s f+cking science, it’s f+cking science, holy sh+t!)
laser party! (it’s f+cking science, it’s f+cking science)
f+ck!

- ninja sex party lyrics

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