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ninja sex party - no reason boner (2024 remaster) lyrics

[intro: danny s+xbang]
this song is about a problem that i have
frequently

[verse 1: danny s+xbang]
there are three, three, three kinds of erections
some are s+xual, some occur during
periods of nervous tension
but there’s a mysterious third kind
that no one really understands
it happens when your shlong decides
to take matters into its own hands

[chorus: danny s+xbang]
no reason b+n+r
no reason b+n+r
it baffles scientists
no reason b+n+r

[verse 2: danny s+xbang]
this morning, i was having breakfast
at the midtown diner
the bagel was delicious
and the coleslaw couldn’t be finer
got a weird look from the waitress
when i asked her for the check
i looked down and realized
i was one hundred percent erect
[chorus: danny s+xbang]
no reason b+n+r
no reason b+n+r
i like coleslaw, but not that much
no reason b+n+r

[skit 1: danny s+xbang, brian wecht]
hi! welcome to the post office
thanks! i just need to mail this package
no problem, just place it on the scale
sure thing!
oh! oh, god! i, i can’t right now!
why not?
i, i have to go. i have a, uh, doctor’s appointment at the dentist’s!

[verse 3: danny s+xbang]
now, things are a little awkward
between my mailman and i
that was not my best lie
i was just covering up for my

[chorus: danny s+xbang]
no reason b+n+r
no reason b+n+r
that was the wrong kind of package to mail
no reason b+n+r
[skit 2: danny s+xbang, brian wecht]
hi! welcome to the zoo!
great! i love the zoo! look at all those monkeys!
actually, those technically aren’t monkeys, they’re macaques
wow! macaque’s really hairy!
uh, so, what time does the zoo close?
about eight o’clock
great! that gives me a chance to+ oh god
oh, not, not now! not in front of the children!
why have you forsaken me, lord!?

[bridge: danny s+xbang]
this is no laughing matter
this is not some kind of game
i can tuck away my johnson
but i can never tuck away the shame
it can happen anytime
it can happen anywhere
when the loch ness monster
decides he wants to randomly come up for air

[chorus: danny s+xbang]
no reason b+n+r, oh!
no reason b+n+r
you’re ruining my life
no reason b+n+r
[outro: danny s+xbang & brian wecht]
no reason b+n+r
no reason b+n+r
why?
b+n+r

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