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ninja sex party - road trip (2024 remaster) lyrics

[verse 1]
i met a girl a few weeks ago
she’s so smart and beautiful
when she’s around, i feel my heartbeat
down in the very depths of my soul
so c+c+c+c+c’mon, ninja brian, pack your bags
we’re going on a cross+country trip
’cause if this girl and i go on one more date
we’ll start a meaningful relationship
f+ck that! (woo!)

[chorus]
let’s hit the road, i was so close to
personal growth, so california, here i come
i wanna bone across the nation
let’s bust a load of summer fun

[verse 2]
i porked most of new york
i banged ’em silly in philly
i had ’em screaming for baltimore
i slapped my groin on des moines
and dropped my phallus in dallas
we’re only halfway through day four
i g+g+g+g+gave some c to dc
bust coconuts on miami
i shot purée on santa fe
i gave some penix to phoenix
and my nuts rattled seattle
so hard, they felt it in l.a
take that! yeah!
[chorus]
now here we are in california
these girls are hot and brian bought us a new yacht
(he k!lled the previous owner)
let’s raise the sail for a gonad+venture
this b+n+r quest has just begun

[verse 3]
i left ’em smitten in britain
and had s+x so hard with lima
it landed in argentina
then things got beejy in fiji
i had a four+way in norway
and started breedin’ with sweden
new zealand got a blast of my s+m+n
i did some b+tt stuff with russians
until they got a concussion
i banged+ladesh
now there’s only one way to keep things fresh, cause

[chorus]
i’ve conquered earth, it is time to move on
let’s take a rocket, find some hot alien sl+ts
(set phasers to thrust)
no time for sp+cesuits, i am way too h+rny
let’s show this galaxy what’s+ (augh!)

- ninja sex party lyrics

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