ninja sex party - sex training lyrics
[verse1]
so you wanna be a great lover?
ninja s-x party will help you train
so much knowledge to discover
we’ll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain
lets go, it’s time for s-x training
put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong
you’ve been chosen by angels
now you’re the master of your destiny and your shlong
[verse 2]
lesson 1
you need to sharpen your senses
so get in the closet and contemplate b00bs
we’ll wait out here with your girlfriend
unrelated question: where do you keep all your lube?
rock on! now stay in that closet
you rule! and also we locked you inside
there is no reason to doubt us
this is what happens when science and romance collide
[verse 3]
lesson 2
now you should buy us all nachos
but not for yourself, you’re training, no food!
and get an energy drink for your girlfriend
she needs to rehydrate, although we’ve been giving her fluids
oh yeah, you don’t have to pay us
we’re just happy that we could help
you can come back in an hour
fondle my b-lls, sorry, i was talking to someone else
[outro]
you’re now a total d-ckmaster
all hail the lord of v-g-n-s and time!
go forth and satisfy millions
oh by the way we’ll have s-x with your girl at the chime
yay!
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