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ninja sex party - the ultimate sandwich lyrics

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[verse 1]
five feet high and three feet wide
no one’s ever eaten the whole thing and survived
it comes with a bucket of ranch on the side
it’s the ultimate sandwich (dear god!)
the ultimate sandwich (oh sh-t!)

its taste could drive a lesser man insane
served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains
it was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain
it’s the ultimate sandwich (sweet christ!)
the ultimate sandwich (f–k yeah!)

[chorus]
(whoa-ho) it’s a sh-t-ton of chicken, on a d-ckload of ham
an explosion of clams
(whoa-ho) top that f–ker with yams
now just add panther, bear meat, and duck
and you’ve got a sandwich that i’d like to f–k
i mean eat, what?

[verse 2]
the ultimate sandwich uses weapons-grade ham
to awaken your p-ssions, make you feel like a man
it’s as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft
its sun-dried tomatoes grip the sides of my shaft

topped with man’s hottest peppers on the world’s coldest cuts
it’s time to get s-xy, no ifs, ands, or buts
as i thrust deep inside it, bacon grazes my nuts
it’s the ultimate sandwich (oh t-ts!)
the ultimate sandwich (hot b-lls!)

[chorus]
(whoa-ho) it’s a legend of lunches
the lord of buffets, i could slam it for days
(whoa ho) it sets my patties ablaze
it’s time to stuff my stuff in its stuffing
ninja brian for practice i nailed your blueberry m-ffins

[outro]
oh, but not the one you’re eating right now, brian
all right, i f–ked that m-ffin too
you gonna judge me? you gonna be a judgey jason about this?
ah! you have cleaved my entire body in half

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