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ninja sex party - why i cry lyrics

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[verse 1]
lady, i have been told that you only date nice guys
well, if that’s how you judge a lover’s worth
your -ss just hit pay dirt
i’m the most sensitive man on god’s green earth
here’s a rose bouquet
i also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
now mount this stallion and we shall ride
while also flying kites
make love inside a rainbow through the night

[hook]
then after s-x i’ll cry, cry
and also before s-x i’ll cry, cry

[interlude]
girl, you know how i feel about you
it’s like you’re a fossil sample
and i’m an impatient paleontologist
cause i want to date you badly

[verse 2]
watch a film with me
i love boring romantic comedies
hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
any movie we see can be a drive-in movie
if we build up enough speed
now it’s almost dawn
i can communicate with newborn fawns
now they’ll perform an ancient forest dance
that will melt off your pants
take my junk by the hand, this is romance

[hook]
and during s-x
i’ll cry
thinking about s-x
makes me cry
even when i use a s-xtant i cry
they measure angles
cry…

[outro]
sorry, was that too sensitive for you?
don’t worry about me, i’ll be fine
i’ll just be over here, thinking about a duckling
riding on the back of a puppy
also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat
slightly tilted

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