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ninja sex party - zombie handjob lyrics

[intro: brian wecht & danny s+xbang]
folks, as you know
ninja brian and i love to support up+and+coming artists
well, we’ve really found someone special
and we’re excited to present his debut song
please welcome whackula, the m+st+rbating vampire
thank you danny
today i’m going to sing my new hit halloween single
“zombie handjob”, it’s based on, shall we say, personal experience
wo+ho+ho+ha+ha+ha+ha+ha+ha
oh my god

[verse 1: brian wecht]
i was walking through the graveyard when i tripped and fell
and i heard some rumblings from the depths of h+ll
a hand shot up through the stonеs and the sticks
but it wasn’t looking for brains, it was looking for d+cks

[chorus: brian wecht & danny s+xbang]
it was a zombie handjob
a decomposing hand stroking my wood
it was a zombiе handjob (it was a zombie handjob)
and it felt scary good

[verse 2: brian wecht]
i heard some chains go clink and clank
as i lay there enjoying my eerie w+nk
i was now surrounded by a spooky throng
of the stroking undead that were thirsty for schl+ng
[chorus: brian wecht & danny s+xbang]
it was a zombie handjob
the spirits rubbed out a gruesome wad
it was a zombie handjob (it was a zombie handjob)
and they were pumpkin my rod

[bridge: brian wecht]
oh, looks like it’s time for me to play my organ solo
and also this instrument
oh yes
mmm, oh that’s nice, blblblblb

[verse 3: brian wecht]
i gave thanks to the ghouls for their impressive dexterity
as i watched them shuffle off in my post+nut clarity
’twas a sight most bizarre, most unearthly, most sick
the parade of the d+mned that had drained my whole d+ck

[bridge: brian wecht]
oh look, the moon’s coming out
speaking of coming

[chorus: brian wecht & danny s+xbang]
it was a zombie handjob (it was a zombie handjob)
a weiner massage that had me moaning with fear, oh
it was a zombie handjob (it was a zombie handjob)
and i, count whackula, will see you next year
[outro: brian wecht & danny s+xbang]
fappy halloween
wo+ho+ho+ha+ha+ha+ha+ha+ha
jesus christ

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