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ninjabridge - training ninjas lyrics

(well students… as your new teacher, i have to tell you you’ve got a long way to go before you qualify to become ninjas!)
(hey wait! i thought we were already ninjas!)
(it takes more than a headband and some flashy ninja moves and a name tag that says ¨h-llo, i am a ninja¨ to become a ninja, naruto)
(no it doesn’t! thats exactly what it takes)
(well then… allow me to prove you wrong. in the form of a song)
(it had better not be too long, or i’ll kick you in the dong!)

david bowie
david bowie
david bowie

ninjas, being trained by me
if you want to p-ss
you’ll listen well
i’m training ninjas
to work together now
put your grudges aside
and grab these little bells

oh david bowie

david bowie

david bowie, david bowie
sama-senpai-san

it’s the terror of knowing
that this show’s got no cl-ss
hearing a ninja cry
“that’s my -ss!”

how is sasuke, breathing fire?

i think i hear ninjas
ninjas in the trees

i always hated vanilla-ice
he is too happy sounding

holy cr-p sasuke!
i think you just k!lled 1970’s experimental glam rock sensation david bowie!

nothing can k!ll david bowie!

zombie ninja david bowie is my sensai
this is the best day ever!

by the way sasuke, there’s something you should know
i’m not david bowie

running around
sasuke’s head’s on the floor!
i help him out
but still i’m the girl he ignores

i’m not david bowie
not david bowie
i’m not bowie
bowie!

shadow clone jutsu
oh sweet jumping cr-p!
kawarimi no jutsu
holy sh-t! he stole my body!

it’s the terror of knowing
that these ninjas are clowns
watching naruto scream
¨let me down!¨
i’m so hungry
i could die, die, die!
you are all worthless
so you each fail

the three of you
will be removed
from the program
you tried your best
but it didn’t work

but dawid bowie-sensai
that is really mean!
we’re a b-tchin’ ninja team!

bowie
bowie
bowie
bowie
bowie

i have already said
that i’m not david bowie

why can’t you give us one more chance?
won’t you please give us one more chance?
please david bowie-sama-sensai-senpai-sensai-sama-senpai-sama!

i told you i’m not david bowie
and i wanted you to care for your ninja brethren

okay, we’ll fight for each other
and change it so we’re
caring about ourselves
give us one last chance!

okay, you advance!

i like one piece

david bowie
david bowie
bowie

wait come back! you forgot me!
i’m the (?)character, (?)
come back bowie sensai!
come back sakura!
come back sasuke! (i love you)

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