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ninouh - jakushi lyrics

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i’ve always been self conscious ’bout my jakushi
homesick enough to order fish and chips from applebee’s
takin’ oral hygiene tips from nisemonogatari
i’m cool with all the hate, but what i hate the most is flattery

little kid from england with the gift of the gab
put together rhyming couplets just a swift as his dad
on the playground was a cypher, said he’d give it a stab
and now he’s crushing compet-tion with a twist and a jab

but he’s still so abhorrent at the social arts
losing all composure at the second some commotion starts
bigger than his breeches, but too small for the room
puts an umaru hoodie on to go and shout at the moon

i’m getting just a tad bit esoteric
i’m short an archer, paladin, a mage, knight and cleric
so i guess that just leaves me with a rogue
i’ll single-handedly bring leveled dps back in vogue

i’m going

act natural
whatever that means for you
whatever that means for you
whatever that means

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i used to read bleach, never missed a single week
resentful of the lack friends with whom about it i could speak
i switched to ninja, but i never liked the story and themes
i switched to pirates, but the length was too distressful to gleam

going moshi moshi moshi
need to talk to master roshi

see i’m looking for a refund, cuz my turtle beam is phony
when i put my hands behind me and charge up the attack
it discharges prematurely, leaving scars on my back

they call me mr. black and platinum, master of the magic arts
wiped the floor with all the elite four using a magikarp
sent his rivals packing in a jiff to the galapagos
imagine what this b-st-rd could pull off using a gyarados

i’ve got a statement of a simple address
to those who love me, and to those about i couldn’t care less
if i love you, i wish nothing but wide smiles and jubilation
if i hate you? i wish the same but in response to your cremation

act natural
whatever that means for you
whatever that means for you
whatever that means

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digibro:
“hey, jimmy my n-gga
i’ve getting hungry up in this beach
you gotta make like sanji and serve me up
some of dem oishii–ss weeabars
y’know what i’m sayin’?”

i often get the question “who’s better rei or asuka?”
my answers always “who’s got the cheaper dakimakura”
not to be too sardonic in my wording
but the best girl of all’s the alcoholic in her thirties

my thoughts are populated by katanas and machinery
that fires off artillery, demolishing the scenery
i’m not a complex person, i’ve got very simple tastes
i like b00bies, i like ninjas, i like ramen, i like cakes

favorite chicken teriyaki, favorite anime champloo
favorite game the final mix version of kingdom hearts 2
now you this much about me if you hate me it’s ok
just stick around a little longer i’ve got words to throw your way

i know you think i’m nothing close to a cool guy
i’ll wipe the sh-t i simply do not give with a two ply
i won’t defile your tombstone when you die
i’ll mosey to your grave and dance the hare hare yukai

act natural
whatever that means for you
whatever that means for you
whatever that means

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