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no coast rap battles - everybody knows vs heir jordan lyrics

[round 1: everybody knows]
so you know about big mox’s g-y p-rn, that doesn’t make you smart
this is a game of bars versus jokes and i got the bars
my style, that’s from mars, yours is from bible study
and i find it funny that all this time you have yet to leave a v-g-n- bl–dy
like these other battle rappers, we share an old camaraderie
the sh-t you hear today might lack originality
’cause i didn’t watch your sh-t like you watched mine to battle me
since watching what you do is a travesty to my reality
it’s because i believe in dinosaurs, but i also believe in heaven
because from humans’ perspective and god’s perspective, how are they not subjective
i believe in contraceptives and in asking questions, but i do not respect him
so i’mma stoop to his level and lie about popping weapons
make his face lean backwards
he’ll be lying there, lying there, i put air through the air like my ac’s backwards
that’s ca, catch me on [?] on a weekday doing what y’all do on a weekends
or chiefing with my dj, but wait, my dj? you mean the one in denver, hawaii, or portland?
i’m f-cking everywhere, you stay over there, you must be doing something real important
the moral is, i question myself like “how the h-ll did i end up here?”
oh yeah, it’s ’cause i mentioned how diggy splash wrecked him and left him with a dead career
but i ask you this:
we both battled diggy, though
when he’s yapping sh-t about blasphemous satanic d-ck, i think it goes
if he’s a false prophet you fight the false prophet when he’s spitting flows
and if i bested him and he split your dome, then who’s the better christian though?
but that’s your non sequitur? i can talk lectures to god
but i’d rather be most high, most calm compet-tor ever
rise above the cheap shots of you and in your lectures
in a convent giving nonconsensual pleasure
whatever, we shook at heart
my bars are [?]
i could beat you with only molestation jokes because you look the part
’cause when i flood the boulevard everyone in the mo says that sucker should’ve took the ark
i’m saying dirtbag dan, thesaurus, dizaster, fredo
i’m saying [?], abzurd, fal kilmer, just saying though
one group of rappers worth writing for and the other half are some scapegoats
i’ve battled ’em all and knowing that tell me where your name goes, ko

[round 1: heir jordan]
all right, so it’s the finale
i had requests, then y’all granted none at all
first i asked for a-cl-ss, y’all gave me special ed study hall
then i asked for tantrum and instead i got an angry child
who’s hating when he frees, but man, they love it when you gangnam style
and then i asked for somebody who can match my positions
someone everybody knows…that time, you listened?
y’all really feeling him? y’all like, ek, gee
y’all think he ball from here to boston, y’all think he kg
y’all think he’s streeting, clapping nines, y’all think ek g
till you see that flatline on his ekg
this all started in that diggy battle, started taking shots at my crew and i
started saying my faith was shaken and spit some sp-ce and time confusion lines
well, you think that to succeed i be removing all my scruples, why?
even stupid guys getting schooled, i’m like the new devrai
i wasn’t even worried, wasn’t even a fierce diss
just rambled and trailed off, you know, like your career did
so i’ll toss him on a pile of dirt, y’all describing what his life is worth
talking like it’s church, silencers and the rifles burst
not the slightest work, a knife inserted through your eye is worse
i’m walter white the first, heisenberg when i rhyme the verse
so your career is like walking into a bar and saying “there’s smoke in the air”
yes, everybody knows, but n0body cares
so while you leaving all depressed and trying to cope with the spare
i’m throwing a party at the vatican ’cause the pope isn’t there

[round 2: everybody knows]
this isn’t about you
you say i’m gonna talk about religion, yeah, that sounds true
but you already said that and i got more religious jokes in the second and third rounds too
but before that i’d like to say you’re from florida like old people and cheap pills
but for the latter i envy you
yo, i’m almost 24, i found enlightenment at 22
you don’t do no drugs, i sweep up after what i put my temple through
i tested it, i tempered it till my testament is heckler proof
what i’m saying is i sell and do the same drugs that your elders do
before they set about singing of sending you to heaven through your revenue
whatever the f-ck they’re telling you, right?
and elementary type rhymes were the best you could write after the memory wipe
i don’t watch your battles, but i know you say “the heat is bucking”
it’s half of the backwoods leagues or something but i believe you’re bluffing
you wouldn’t be bucking heat if you were seeking out a deer for f-cking
why’d you rap like you shot stuff even though his life was not tough?
his pastor got caught up raping kids, he’s like my old head, got locked up
isaac would want to put your kids up on youtube
and i would leave comments like “f-ck that sh-t, they bit honey boo boo”
and i don’t know what fresco was tripping about, my church was great
petty money issues but n0body was hurt or raped
if you wanna rap and be worth your fate
your style can’t be a front that you’re presenting to preserve your faith
you belong to a subculture that’s obscure and quaint
don’t give a f-ck if sunny bad boo jerks it to your sh-t till he burns his taint
we’re in a college town for all purposes’ sakes
someone get me a poli sci major, teach jordan the separation between church and state
make no mistake, so this catholic group is a crutch, that’s an excuse
it’s just proof of what happens when what you rap in the booth
is such a radical move from the music back in his roots
and you lack the understanding to truly balance the two
and that’s why i do sh-t like call you a clown rallying d-mn f-ggot
a word to the wise: your faith is fine
but if you make it rhyme and you’re bad at it it’s a waste of time
you just confused, i don’t hate you, and this goes for your late crew, they can take it the same too
it’s f-cked up that they made isaac pick me up when i sw-ng through
’cause it was my good friend smiley that threw that bottle at him at pay dues
lce!

[round 2: heir jordan]
you’re making fun of me for believing in someone that doesn’t exist, why you anti-k.o.?
hey, ain’t you homies with manti te’o?
i spent a lot of time thinking, how do i balance clever schemes and funny?
then i thought, a whole round of asian jokes, he’ll be dumbfounded, he’ll never see it coming
you’re so asian i bet your ancestors hail from a place of asiatic origin
exposing him, man, i’m so offensive, now i’m torching him
i’ll talk about ‘nam or maybe north korean landmines
or how you and diggy splash was a mirror match because all he does is slant rhymes
now you’re an asian from hawaii, ain’t no one in the world smarter
so this beating’s for not building a time machine and stopping pearl harbor
and i know you can do that!
but hawaii’s nice
i’ll take a trip to your village and let’s pretend it’s vacation
but i’m not there to chill, no, my intent is to break him
he’s not continuous, his ligaments and legs will get taken
disconnected like the state is from the rest of the nation
plus the hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters
so it’s harder to tell whether you’ll ever win
hey, i’ll spell it out – wait, how do y’all spell “never”?
the hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters, that’s not a lie or a joke
but it’s cool because 2 chainz only uses like nine at the most
you’re hawaiian, you’re not from a scene that’s known for its best quotes
and don’t say you’re from the leftmost portion of the fresh coast
you battled thesaurus, we forgot everything you had to spit
and you were dizaster’s worst opponent, that’s why you smoke cannabis
you had a chick, but like battling she didn’t think that you could manage it
i don’t think this man legit, i really think this man a jit
she will sink your broken car and that’s the reason you abandoned ship
changed her whip and now she’s rolling rs just like a spanish chick
and i won’t slow it down for the people that don’t understand the flip
he flopped, don’t let him slide, send him walking if the sandal fits
beach shoes!

[round 3: everybody knows]
no one cares about you in your town like the los angeles clippers
and i will be addressing those beach shoes, back home we call them slippers
the fact that i know he’s a racist makes him shake in his k. swiss
his name is heir jordan, 2013 slang for saint b-tch
[?] i do not give a f-ck about if the name flips
but first i’d like to talk about how odd-shaped your face is, okay, b-tch?
your face hurts, you could probably make your face twerk
you look like you fell into a puddle that turns you into a water bed face first
you got that crackhead fat face, you turn a white t into a gray shirt
and that’s why when they sold me those christmas lights last year they ain’t work
and why is it that just one part of your body’s swole up?
it’s like you’re a fat kid from the nose down and the collarbone up
[?] like the prodigal son
your face fat’s been there and the rest still gotta show up
[?] is amish church camp
i will watch this nerd dance swathed in burlap
i will pop him reading psalms, he’s gotta palm the verse as
i palm the first strap then c-ck and burst -ss with toxic nerve gas
and laws you all tossed to glock [?] turn back from the burial site
his spirit’s with [?] phil collins in the way i leave that air in the night
f-cking with me is a bad way to get views and a good way to lose importance
when i break your jaw, it’s like french cuisine, you’re gonna have to get that soup du jour’ded
you’re super boring, you’re a stupid wh0r- that’ll lose to a subdued performance
i’ll knock the air out this body like i’m exhuming corpses
f-ck a name, that lame sh-t is what i do in my spare time
i feel like terminals 1, 2, and 3 ’cause all i got is air lines
they’re laughing at these airlines, not at you
my guardian angel plays b-ss for a rock rap group
he’s been shot at, christopher, don a combat suit
daylight ski mask and a sp-wn tattoo
you lost, even when i’m off track i scoff at you
don’t talk back, b-tch, or i’mma dog nap you
your game is all bad, dude, you are a fabricator
you couldn’t kick it if you were a stack of paper in front of dizaster’s traders [?]
so get some fresh gauze tonight, boy, forget boxing light
you got that holyfield, something i could headlock and bite
i wreck shop [?] dead drops and the ref stops to fight
and they’re trying to wipe sweat off for that next block of ice, ko

[round 3: heir jordan]
i just buck the heat for fun but most of y’all’s proceed to knock it
but i rep ko, he’s ek, a k’s the only thing we got in common
so the heat is bucking and you on thinner ice than what they put gordon bombay on
i’m the newest vesuvius now that pompeii’s gone
i let that fist spit quick firing all day long
till it cl!ck, cl!ck, cl!ck like that kanye song
now, that was fun, but i don’t have an e for holding a cannon
i learned some things while i was touring so i’ll hold the advantage
i know a [?] in arizona will get you thrown in the canyon
sticks and stones will break your bones, we’re throwing boulders and branches
but my words still hurt, each one is spoken to damage
until the memories of everybody knows will just vanish
so you smoke a lot, so don’t act like you’re too cool to get hype
’cause you don’t rise to this occasion, i will ruin your life
’cause here’s how it always goes with these slo-mo smoker types
the freestyle off the dome bro choker types
nervous with no purpose, they always seeming so tight
smoke because they’re scared they’ll have to grow up on their own and fight
he bad with the handsome, he fold, no poker night
his [?] implode, watch his soul go poltergeist
see, draw has its pros, but if you smoke it to postpone your life
it’ll burn you in the end just like a roach you wasn’t holding right
coughing, wheezing, y’all think he’s sick, but i bet he doesn’t blow
i’m pollen season, got him wheezing, once i hit, everybody knows
i’ll take his pinkies and his thumbs and after severing them
he’ll never do this stupid thing ever again, you’re welcome

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