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no reservation - real life miniature ponies lyrics

[intro]
“passion!”

[verse 1]
miniature ponies in real life
tons of friends, not much strife
but the cops pulled up, we’re being too loud
gotta go hide up in the clouds

christian’s got tickets to the grand walking gala
assassin’s creed valhalla
but he met a girl, took all his attention
nail a watermelon with nefarious intention (“nailed it!”)

nick from the future came, saying to be cautious
gets hit with a dodgeball, feelin’ quite nauseous
punched in the eye, cuts his cheek, heads back in time
it’s like a paradox, this loop may last a lifetime

then he makеs some dresses for his friеnds, but they don’t like ‘em
for some odd reason he thought kyle would be psyched for ‘em
he goes a little mad trying to make the perfect dress (“perfect..!”)
duct tape everywhere, it’s a mess, god bless

kyle’s birthday is coming up soon
everybody’s busy, he deflates like a balloon
so he plans his own party, by & for himself
hanging out with the objects on his shelf (“i’m just glad none of your stupid friends showed up!”)
parasprites are swarming, the town’s in disarray (“d’aw!”)
nick wants to keep them, to kyle’s dismay
christian’s his dealer, they lock him in his room
but 3 days later he’d almost met his doom!

[verse 2]
the gang gets cursed by zecora the meanie
maddie can’t speak, kyle’s yelling (“zucchini!”)
nick’s got his hands up in the air
& maybe christian should change his name to claire

christian beats nick in a game, quite unusual
so he challenges him to a (“d+d+d+d+duel!”)
they’re neck to neck, the final challenge is a race
nick gets shot in the d+ck but he takes first place (“take the shot.”)

now he’s gotta prove that he’s a dudebro (“sup, bro+man?”)
he’s a different guy now, he’s got no flow
kyle & christian get him to snap out of it
stands up to the dudebros, makes ‘em retreat

they don’t have their cutie marks, are they flawed?
they band together, they’re the s+xy mark squad (“i.. like it!”)
they’ve tried everything, but their marks they just can’t grapple
they go get some tattoos, kyle got one that says “apple”
the great & powerful trixie is here to do a show!
but the others seem to think she ain’t all that, y’know
christian gets kicked out, challenges her to a duel
take 10 paces & throw money at her, how cruel! (“oh, my eyes!”)

kyle’s b+tt twitches before something falls from the sky
it’s his kyle+sense, he ain’t a bad guy
nick is determined to figure it all out
attempts to lobotomize kyle, which ain’t the best route

[outro]
“the night.. is darkest… just before the dawn.”
“what the f+ck does that even mean?”

- no reservation lyrics

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