no reservation - salsa pocket (interlude) lyrics
dear guy who just made my burrito
you’re an idiot
burritos are eaten from one end to the other
so that means when you assemble a burrito with motherf+cking
zones of ingredients going that direction
you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user
when you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise
that way, every bite has at least a f+cking chance of getting at least two types of ingrediеnts
& there is little chancе of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a godd+mned cilantro cavern
have you ever eaten one of the things you make all f+cking day?
you should try one! they are pretty good
when you are not willing yourself through the f+cking empire of sour cream only to end up in lettuce country
when you eat a burrito
you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a f+cking rancor
humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws
& i’m not a f+cking pelican
but you must think that’s how it’s done
since that would be the only f+cking way
to take a bite of your cr+pstrosity
& have it taste like a burrito
i hope it’s not another f+cking salsa pocket!
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