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[part i: overture]

ugly

die

[part ii]

the best things in life are free
the best things in life are free
the best things in life are free
the best things in life are free
the best things in life are free
the best things in life are free

i’m living in a vodka bottle for the past seven years
she’s been working at the all+night donut shop
after the divorce she tried boiling her kid on the stove
now she dabbles with lesbianism and drives a school bus for the county

things really aren’t that bad
it depends upon how you look at them

living back at mama’s place with a cot in the bas+m+nt
watching hee haw on her 8 inch black and white television set with a cone of aluminum foil on top of the antenna
things really aren’t that bad
it depends upon how you look at them

now her ex+husband who drives a cement mixer leaves the triple feature drive+in p+rno fl!ck
he needs his new wife like she needs a hole in her head
that’s why she’s sleeping in the bas+m+nt freezer with body parts of all the neighborhood gals

things really aren’t that bad
it depends upon how you look at them

yeah, things really aren’t that bad
ah, really just the way you look at ’em, y’know?

things really aren’t that bad
(yeah, things really aren’t that bad)
it depends upon how you look at them
(just depends on how you look at ’em, y’know?)

[part iii]

dark side
dark side
dark side
of the…

you can’t lose
if there’s never anything to gain
like the dark side…
you can’t win
because there’s no reward
on the dark side…

[part iv]

grandpa lives in a trailer park down the street
and he claims to be the ghost of elvis presley
and sunday afternoons after church you’ll find him at the drag races with his wife weighing in at, ah, 300 pounds
sideburns on his face went out of style fourteen years ago
works for a landscape company during the week
breaking down, picking up rocks

some day he’ll ride his harley down to florida
all his dreams will come true

some day he’ll ride his harley down to florida
all his dreams will come true

ride, honey, ride
ride, honey, ride
tallahassee lassie, get to tallahassee lassie
she works at an auto body shop
all your dreams will come true with your tallahassee lassie

ride, honey, ride
ride, honey, ride
ride, honey, ride
get to tallahassee lassie, tallahassee lassie
she works at an auto body shop
get to tallahassee lassie
working at an auto body shop
all your dreams will come true
the worst things in life are me
the worst things in life are me
the worst things in life are me

things really are that bad
no matter how you look at them

things really are that bad
no matter how you look at them

[reprise]

things really are that bad
no matter how you look at them

things really are that bad
no matter how you look at them

things really are that bad
no matter how you look at them

things really are that bad
no matter how you look at them

things really are that bad
no matter how you look at them

things really are that bad
no matter how you look at them



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