noël coward - the customer's always right lyrics
ibrahim?
here!
stefanoff?
here!
scarface? marmaduke?
here boss! here!
heinrich?
ja!
stanislaus?
da!
levi?
finkelstein?
ra! ra! ra!
where is pedro the portuguese?
in gibraltar with a touch of dts
where the devil is w+ng+hai chung?
he’s deported and his brother got hung
ishmael?
here!
abdul?
here!
where is mohammad ben al+kazir?
he was caught forging checks
got a religion and changed his s+x!
whеn a cruise ship comes
i expеct you bums
to make your own deductions
inspired by greed
you will all proceed
according to instructions
the suckers learn today
(hurrah!
hurrah!
hurrah!)
cringe, beg, steal, whine…
never forget the famous line:
the customer’s always right my boys
the customer’s always right
the son of of a b+tch
is probably rich
so smile with all your might
be wiser than a monkey
be up to all his tricks
if one of them’s a junkie
give him a brick
give him a fix
the customer may be black, my lads
or yellow or brown or white
he may have a thing for
raw recruits
or mountain goats
or football boots
but smooth him
soothe him
pander to him
morning, noon, and night
the customer’s always right!
the customer’s always right, my boys
the customer’s always right
they may pay a price
for curious vice
or merely want to fight
they may have inhibitions
and yearn for secret joys ++
obey your intuitions
offer them girls!
offer them boys!
the customer may be dumb my boys
or terribly erudite
perhaps you can satisfy his needs
with strings of rather nasty beads
compel him!
sell him!
anything from s+x to dynamite!
remember, friends
the god+d+mned customer’s always right!
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