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noelzz – mario and kumar lyrics

[intro]
i just had a nosebleed
+sniff+
+scream+

[verse]
the skinny motherf+cker wants to dance, let’s get our shoes on
battle of real and fake culture, mario vs mulan
i could write circles around this man, and crunch him up like crouton
that little b+tch got sh+t twisted, let’s get this f+cking full blown

i know gusts of winds that could wipe this man out
i know tufts and tins can dress better than this man. how?
bloods and crips, this generational hatred teaches us and kids to pay better respects to the elders
and the people better than you
you’re my son, so you bеtter start listening to me too
i’ma school your punk ass, you bеst listen to me boy
i’ma spank your hoe ass, you best bend over my knee boy
you a ignorant motherf+cker, you be jenking it like leroy
only one of us f+ckers coming out with dignity boy
you got no faith, no heart and no place in this f+cking scene boy
i’ma kick you out like what they did at the f+cking t boy

unless you wanna keep it rap, uh huh
keep it jokes, uh huh
keep it tapped, uh huh
keep the secrets flying across like a missile warhead map
if i see bm, then i’ll take you to the back
know you’re on pms, when you ask about my w+nks
know you’re on some bs, when you be dressing all like that
skinniest legs in the west, but you wrap them up like that
looking like a d+mn mummy, i’ma dig you up with wraps
i swear this boy is more attracted to me than a lot of girls
if you weren’t suppressing your s+xuality, i’d make you my world
are you insecure? are you afraid? are you hurt?
did i miss you coming out, like, once or twice before?
if i did, i’m truly sorry and i’ll let you ventilate
i know this song is good, but i’m not one to early celebrate
if there’s something deeper to this distaste, i’ll let you penetrate
if it means that much to you, you can come in and you can infiltrate

but for now, i’m going to sing my praises in the streets
i’m gonna sleep because the thought of competition is just a dream
ride on waves, like i ride the beat, and you’re stuck on the f+cking beach
trying to get a tan so the indian in you actually has some f+cking validity

[sample]
“i hate n+”
“ayo, what the f+ck+”

[verse 1]
ain’t no way that you’re my brother, because you been on the lists
pedo stache got you mixed in with some real predators
if i were you, i’d shave it all off. no photoshop. no editors
just you, a razor and a slash across your wrist to make it red and hurt
“ay, ay man, th+ that’s blood we gotta cauterize it.”
shut the f+ck up, play this song and let me immortalise it
scars on your arms, and now on the nape of your neck
the self+harm’s getting to you, i gotta say i can try to respect
i think if you cut yourself and saw how much it bleeds, you would be surprised
only a dribble out your arms, and even less out your thighs
i know where the blood rushes when you come across a child
i don’t know if it’s the desperation, the depression or your destructive straying eyes
i’ve seen you throw a basketball, you’re about as white as they come
i can secrete your darkest secrets, i know that’s not what you want
you should upload your silly little song, and we can all have some fun
but know, i’m the father of this sh+t, and you are just my youngest son
b+tch
[verse 2]
i said, 1 2 3 4 5
fraser is the skinniest motherf+cker alive
so f+cking skinny, motherf+cker he’s died
been blown away by the wind two times
two highs, two guys and one puff of zoot
one girlfriend, way back when she looked like a hoot
360 neck, and she gives good head, you word?
put two thumbs up, an odds bet did hurt

i’m at my zenith, i’m at my pinnacle
i’ve got despicable measures i doubt you would ever top
the reach of this d+ck is too far
the long arm of the law
boy you better stop before these start getting too hard
you’ve still gotta show up to prom, it’s gonna be h+lla difficult with all this extra pain and hurt
you’re trying to escape i heard
can’t cry and fly you’re way out this fight, i’m not shyam
got no white vans
this daniel is d+mned
i’m not jack
i can’t get you kicked out for stumbling, but i can make you stumbled by getting you kicked
you a hoe lil b+tch
you a joe lil b+tch
i’ma beat your dumb face before i go lil b+tch
give you scoliosis and go low lil b+tch
let’s get it
i swear
i’ll wipe that punk ass stache on my ass
know you’re behind me so eat my dust, chump
and the goatee too, it can go past
dancing skeleton over here, i don’t love
uh
the code switching
they both missing
you’re white as ancestors
on the boats whipping
f+ck dissing
we need distance
one classic all i need
you’ll go missing
oh fraser
they won’t miss him
won’t miss his long face
his ass kissing
suck up using race
but he’s so english
k+mar over here
so british
tea and crumpets
this brudda has no b to love him
should have made elisha your b
i think it’s funny how you can be so ugly, disgusting
gc agrees with me, it’s nothing
long ass face, i’m not bluffing
i’ll smack your face, go tee punching
it’s a big target, i doubt he’ll duck it
but f+ck it
we got some issues that i think we should resolve by f+cking
i’m happy to be your first, really, i think it’s touching
he’s asked about my d+ck again, he’s got his monthly
got kicked from your easy job because you weren’t worth the money
7 pounds an hour and 2 hours a month, you’re still too expensive, you’re worthless
i hope it hurt when you heard this

[verse 3]
uh, uh
fraser, my brudda, i wrote you a diss
it’s not all hate though, i’ll blow you a kiss
not much left to say though, i’m all out of hits
apart from one thing i’ve been hiding to give

remember back when you played mei in that one game, you were way out of line, getting everyone p+ssed
i did recover the very next day, i had more things to say, so i sat myself down and i wrote you a diss
i never released it, and not even teased it, i will tell you that it’s way more scathing than this
i might steal the bars, then pick up my pen, add a fl!ck of the wrist and i’ll do it again
again and again, i’ll go again and again
until the end of time, when this all turns dry
and our parents die
and n0body is even f+cking interested

that is to say if you ever reply
i’ll know when you go way further than mine
i’ll know when you step way over the line
i’ma run it back like 20 more times
20 more times and 20 more songs
spent 20 odd dimes on your mum’s thongs
i’m not even kidding, i did it, i shopped
they were delicious, i had erection
i found them on vinted
i knew they were minted
i had them delivered
and gave them a sniff
b+tter and roses
it was salty and cosy
i loved them so much
that i gave them a l!ck
they taste like banana
potassium honour
i played them so much
that i gave them a rip
to me it was nothing
i bought a few dozen
so i went and i went
and repeated again

fraser this song is just a light jab
how does someone so sh+t come from your dad?
please get a haircut, every girl will be glad
safer feeling with no pedo around
the edgiest jokes come from lonely people
fras, if you need some help i can heal you
don’t need to say the same sh+t, like some sheeple
or go and bully someone over your keyboard

[verse 4]
coz wait
no one laughs at your ways
no one loves the way you say you changed
you could put change in a jar, go out real far and jump straight into a cars way
take taylor on a date
take anybody
or take a shotgun in your mouth
and blow out your d+mn brains

you f+cking b+tch

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