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noisy boys - funk junk lyrics

{sylvester goodcat} ah man, ya know every time after the show we always hang out with the ladies. i just wanna go dance with my homies!
{jebediah coolcat} ah right?! ya know it’s like the great philosophizer dane cook says
{dane cook} you never hear a guy say to one of his buddies, hey listen mike
michael, tonight dude i gotta dance. what, chicks? no no, f-ck chicks dude!
i wanna dance! i just wanna express myself through the art of dance mike
i don’t wanna see a chick

[verse 1: learical]
knick knack patty whack. never off the dome
pen to pad, write it down, now you know i’m in my zone
elevating pheromones with every note my brother hits
with the six. making panties drip until you l!ck our…
toes. what’dchu think i was gonna say? sticks?
com’on. we’re cl-ssier than that
but on the real, don’t l!ck my toes
i’ll kick you in the face. hahahaha
let’s switch up the flow as you rock and roll
this rollercoaster with rock ‘n rollers you didn’t know
could rap like this, slap the axe like this
so makes some noise for ya boys in this b-tch
hey. ho. let’s go
what, what, what, what do we do it for?
swing your hands back and forth. bob your heads with the boys
and shout out loud for the noise!

[chorus: josh]
oooh! everybody wanna bump and grind
but you’re with your homies try’na shuck and jive
here to put a little funk in your life
look to your friends. sing it one more time
everybody wanna bump and grind
but you’re with your homies try’na shuck and jive
here to put a little funk in your life
so grab your junk and pump and slide!

[verse 2: learical]
we got friends! we got girls! got the whole f-ckin world
in the palm of our hand as the best f-ckin band
to ever do it with the music which influence you to lose it
so grab a human, break it down, and keep it moving
to the beat. shake your feet. get the f-ck up out your seat
there’s no time to sleep when you’re living out the dream
so forget what you’ve seen and embrace a new scene
’til you open your third eye and set your mind free
so everybody grab your junk and pump
to the funk from the guitar, b-ss, and drums
make this whole place bump. shake it up. get crunk
then mix it all together for the best type of fun
said everybody grab your junk and pump
to the funk from the guitar, b-ss, and drums
make this whole place bump. shake it up. get crunk
then mix it all together for the best type of fun!

{sylvester goodcat} now i see all you guys out there having fun, bumping b-tts and grinding elbows, whatever you kids do, but this is the funk junk! so i’m gonna need you to grab a hand full of your junk aaand

[bridge]
pump! pump! pump and slide!
pump! pump! pump and slide!
pump! pump! pump and slide!
so grab your junk and pump and slide!
pump! pump! pump and slide!
pump! pump! pump and slide!
pump! pump! pump and slide!
so grab your junk and pump and slide!

[chorus: josh]
oooh! everybody wanna bump and grind
(pump! pump! pump! and slide!)
but you’re with the homies try’na shuck and jive
(pump! pump! pump! and slide!)
here to put a little funk in your life
(pump! pump! pump! and slide!)
so look to your friends. sing it one more time
(so grab your junk and pump and slide!)
everybody wanna bump and grind
(pump! pump! pump! and slide!)
but you’re with the homies try’na shuck and jive
(pump! pump! pump! and slide!)
here to put a little funk in your life
(pump! pump! pump! and slide!)
so grab your junk then pump and slide
(so grab your junk and pump and slide!)

{jebediah coolcat} i can’t two step but i can funkin junk. that’s it, whow wow!

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