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noodleboi - parent teacher conference lyrics

[verse 1]
my dog is looking fine and it’s running through the grass
grab a wig for his head, and then i put mine in his ass
have your parents eat my cum while it’s running through a tube
and if you finish first, then i’ll do the same to you
i’ll suck your mother’s b00bies because i don’t give a f+ck
and i’ll take a couple veggies and i’ll stick em up my b+tt
i hope you suck your brothers’ b+lls just like they were peppermints
while you’re f+cking a transvestite cause she wants to wreck her d+ck

[verse 2]
i’ll kick you in the prostate and i’ll say it’s just for fun
doggy with your sister and wе’ll cuddle when you’re donе
eat her f+cking assh0l+ while we’re f+cking in the mud
hit her kidney with my stones so hard that now she’s p+ssing blood

[chorus]
i have aids, i got it from your dad
i just got gonorrhea, it wasn’t rad
i got it from your mom

[verse 3]
make your daughter get the strap because i’m ready to get pegged
my f+cking assh0l+s filled with blood so my head’s filling with regret
turn your son into a g+y after i get him good and drunk
and i felch your f+cking grandpa cause he’s built like uncle buck
your mom’s in love with egg rolls which is why i gave her d+ck
but she wanted filipino so i bent and took a sh+t
can i have your pen, i want to put it in my c+ck
look at pictures of my teacher, ej+cul+te into a sock
[chorus]
i have aids, i got it from your dad
i just got gonorrhea it wasn’t rad
i got it from your mom

- noodleboi lyrics

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